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Everything posted by LauriestonBairn
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Ive told the cabinet they're brilliant, so maybe it's my fault. Maybe a few home truths need to be told in terms of whats required. Too many boiz oot there, nearly men. We nearly goat there. Come oan, weve all read the book eh politics. Ive read it for the last 35 year. Wear yer heart oan yer sleeve to go and win an election and hopefully theyll learn fae this the day. Hopefully they can bring it next time, we've goat a good record, hopefully we can go and pick up the votes. Itll no be easy, labour are no mugs yi know (lol), theyre no mugs, theyve goat players.
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When you let go of the petrol pump bang on the £10/20/30/40 mark
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Arrived at work to an email that stated the male staff shower cubical had to be sealed off...... as someone had shat and wiped it all over the walls!
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Dawson park bairn?
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Not a Python course by any chance?
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I once bought my sister-in-law a lush bathbomb set. Forgetting that she only had a walk in shower. Weirdest gift i received- I was extremely drunk one night, got a taxi home and was talking so much pish on the way home. Before leaving the car, the driver handed me a book and said "I think you will find this very helpful". I just took the book without looking, went into the house and passed out. I was wakened up by my ex demanding to know why i had brought home a book in Scientology! I gave up the drink for 6 months after that!
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First day back after summer at my sons old school. A parent finds a used needle in the grounds of the school, parents are shocked and fuming. One parent starts screaming at the headteacher. He kinda lost himself when he screamed "THIS IS GRANGEMOOTH. NOT A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY, LIKE CROATIA"
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The Pie and Bovril Dead Pool 2024
LauriestonBairn replied to Miguel Sanchez's topic in The General Nonsense Forum
Maths, guessing the joke flew over your head though -
The Pie and Bovril Dead Pool 2024
LauriestonBairn replied to Miguel Sanchez's topic in The General Nonsense Forum
First time taking part. I have an important exam in January. However, I’m going to study celebrity lists, because this is more importanter -
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The big one II: Accies v Falkirk
LauriestonBairn replied to Scotty Tunbridge's topic in Scottish League 1 General Chatter
FWIW I didn’t think it was a handball. Player seemed to have his arms down by his side. But not a single Hamilton player appealed the decision, which I thought was strange. -
The big one II: Accies v Falkirk
LauriestonBairn replied to Scotty Tunbridge's topic in Scottish League 1 General Chatter
Did you see my massive bobble hat? I was an innocent bystander in the pie queue -
Skelped x
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Secured a corner in the academical bar. Paper tickets only though x
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Sometimes you dont even need to open the home stand either.
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Most of their "fans" have never stepped inside Ibrox. They prefer to sit at home watching an illegal stream whilst wearing their fake Turkey tops. No chance were they ever going to put a penny into Scottish football.
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I heard it was the councils fault and they took a share of his earnings from Livi
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Sportsound Watch
LauriestonBairn replied to ScotlandThomas's topic in Scottish Premiership General Chatter
I wondered this during his second spell in charge of Scotland