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Chico? Who’s Chico, son? You’ve whooshed yourself thinking I’m someone else. In Layman’s terms all you’ve done is made a bit of c**t of yourself

You’ve whooshed yourself there, son

Maybe you should try getting your hole and it might relieve some of that tension in your arse

Honours ‘even’ - Level

If I ever hear or see a Killie fan calling out the English about them planning there route to the World Cup/Euro final then I will point and laugh and refer to Connahs Quay Nomads Thanks f**k they are out. They have been getting ever more unbearable and getting ideas above their station with each passing week this last 18 months Thankfully the Welsh part timers have put them back in their place

Wrong

That’s not spunk, that’s from that plook on that lassies chin

You went on holiday to Paisley?

There’s no takeover or investment as far as I’m aware. I believe that the club are going to use the John Mcginn money to buy John McGinn

This is a very slightly greyish area. On one hand every constituency voted remain in 2016 but more people voted leave in 2016 than voted for the SNP in 2017 This is why a snap GE is necessary and for the SNP to gain back the lost seats just to put the avoidance of doubt from the naysayers to bed once and for all

Nothing really has changed in terms of where we are in terms of having indyref2 I fear this is just way of saying to those of us who are getting impatient “aye we’ll dae it but no yet” ahead of the SNP conference on Saturday Until they set a date for us to visit the polling station then it’s as you were

What’s the difference between Hillsborough and a cow? You can’t milk a cow for thirty years

Who is Joey Barton’s favourite band? Fleetwood Smack

Best place to live in Scotland is across the border in Berwick Upon-Tweed

Leith is ok if you like wanky pubs selling craft beers, coffee joints and student flats

An alledged rapist should be investigated accordingly, just a pity it’s being investigated 7 years to late

A Yorkshire couple go to the Costa Brava for a holiday, but on arrival, the wife says "I won't be able to make gravy with your dinner, love - I've forgotten the Bisto" The husband says, "Don't worry, there's an English couple staying in the next apartment, I'll see if they have any" So he knocks on the door of the next apartment, and says to the man" 'Allo, 'hast any Bisto" To which the man replies "f**k off, you Spanish c**t!”

Paddy was sitting in the living room with the family when he notices Brigitte's skirt has hitched up a bit too far when she sat sat down and he yells “Brigitte... Brigitte, cross your legs, the K I D S can see your c**t”

What’s the fastest town in Scotland? Naaaaaairnnnnnnn

While it’s encouraging to see pro-independence parties gain significant ground over the unionists I wouldnt be pinning all my hopes on a by-election with a turnout of 30% While 30% is a good turnout for a by-election the loss of ground by Labour and the Tory’s could be down to the apathy from the latest Brexit fiasco with the leave voters of both parties being pissed off Having said all that though, a gain is a gain and hopefully one step closer to an independent free Scotland

What a woman. If I stare at this thread any longer I’ll go blind and it’ll be falling off I still have dreams while giving my good lady the old one-two about Mimi Rogers who Liz Hurleys characters maw in the Austin Powers. Mimi Rogers could have been an Austin Powers character by name alone She’d be my contribution to this milf thread I’ve just been reading about I still see myself getting in there seen as were the same age. You never know who you might bump into at the Edinburgh festival

Yes. It’s pish Put words into action give us the chance to vote for our birthright in a referendum which she has a mandate to use but seems too chicken hearted to act upon

If people are happy to have our elected FM who has a mandate for a referendum to sit and tweet book reviews and pose for selfies and countless other propagandist pish while this Tory government drags us deeper and deeper into the mire with each passing day then we deserve everything we get! Perhaps the fact more people on the Scottish electorate voted for Brexit than voted for her party in the last general election is playing on her mind. In 2017 the SNP lost a good number of seats, so that doesn’t bode well either Perhaps it’s time to hand the keys to Bute House over to someone who has belief in not only an independent Scotland but also belief in their own abilities

Ridiculous aye? If she spent more time focusing on the day job instead of Tweeting all manner of pish and then undermining the British Government at every opportunity regarding Brexit then we might just get our independence sooner rather than later, the latter goes for the whole of the SNP as it goes They voted for Brexit, let them have their xenophobic land of milk and honey they think they are going to have, meanwhile if they really do want to what is right for the people of Scotland then give us our birthright and call Indyref2 Personally I don’t think she’s fit for office, I expect a torrent of abuse for the fact I have an opinion that I don’t think she is the right person for the job