Ingo ohne Flamingo
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1 minute ago, Sergeant Wilson said:
It's a trap!
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Any Glasgow based Dundee fans, I've got a mate who made an arse of his 4 mates for £48 booking to Inverness for the Clyde game and booked it for the 23rd and not the 16th
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Anyway, you boys are up in Inverness that day and he's got 4 return tickets if any Glasgow Dees fancy them?
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23 hours ago, German Jag said:
A low profile appointment for H96 as Kenan Kocak, unemployed but last team was SV Sandhausen, is given a contract as trainer till the end of the season.
Obviously hope that all works out, but have a nagging feeling that we’ll be looking for a new trainer sometime in March.
Surprised you guys didn't go for Andre Schubert seeing as you like Borussia rejects, he'd probably do a half decent job at H96.
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On 11/11/2019 at 11:50, NJ2 said:
Agree with all except the last point. Must be difficult coming up with ideas for segments though.
In case a supporting argument were needed to prove the song point wrong, see below;
As for the most recent one, okay song with a good message - just a pity it’s still a pertinent point in 2019.That's the most partick thistle thing I have ever seen
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1 hour ago, Stellaboz said:
Cheeky old c**t got what was coming to him. Great facials as he went down!
Similar to my thoughts, he must've said something, you could see he was mouthing off.
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That's Borussia 4 points clear at the top! Excellent home performance against Werder days after a great win against As Roma.
Marco Rose has been an excellent appointment but remember this name, Marcus Thuram. 12 million euros an absolute bargain for him. The Gladbach front 3 are ridiculously good. Plea, Thuram and Herrman / Stindl / Embolo.
Could we win the Bundesliga? We need to start beating the likes of BVB and we still struggle. With the fixtures coming up I think Borussia are good to remain top at Christmas.
Going to the Freiburg game in 3 weeks time and also going to the Mainz game at the end of January. Looking forward to it!
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28 minutes ago, Dosser-fae-the-shire said:
Why was your dad out at 5am?I was only 16, he woke up and realised I wasn't in and I wasn't answering my phone so went out looking for me.
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8 minutes ago, Bring Back Paddy Flannery said:15 hours ago, Ingo ohne Flamingo said:Aye Tom Langs agent is a opportunistic p***k. Making a nice sum of money out of him whilst the lad is wasting on the bench or stand. The lad came to us to get playing again and rebuild himself, he done that. Shouldve either stayed or went to a club he'd be starting in but was badly advised by an agent who was a thistle youth /reject and primarily involved in boys fitbaw who decided to try his arm as a money grabbing agent who happens to be only 25 or something...
He signed for Dunfermline, I highly doubt his agent will be making a mint out of that.
Doubt he was paid enough to pay off his Mortgage but definitely must've got a few quid out of it.
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Last holiday with my folks when I was 16. Was in Ipsos in Corfu. There was a 18-30 hotel next to us which shared our pool so I ended up hanging around with a bunch of Irish lads on the last week. These 2 lassies from Surrey kept tagging along the last few nights then on the last night the 2 lassies plus me and one of the irish lads went down to the beach. He fucked off with the fat one somewhere and done the deed. Was pretty pished, was like 4am or something. Started winching this burd who to my memory was pretty tidy, 20 year old as well. Moved along the beach, done the deed which for her being 20, I was probably shite not having a clue what I was doing except going for it like the home straight in the 400m
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Anyway, story gets better. Within 5 mins of pulling my kegs back on, must've been about 5am by this point and kept on getting hearing stones getting chucked at us from the Road before one eventually hit me. So I turned round and shouted f**k OFF!! Next thing I heard was "DON'T YOU TELL YER DAD TO f**k OFF!". Almost shat myself, the burd done a runner and I walked home with my Dad who surprisingly wasn't raging.
Woke up at 9am for my transfer with my maw raging and my auld man trying to avoid looking proud of me
Then went a 2 year dry spell after that! With the exception of a blowie by a mates sister at a House Party in Shawlands before I passed out.
Weird to think this was when I was 16, and with my Son being 12 1/2, in 4 years time he'll be reaching the same stage of his life
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Smith was Terrible man. Amazing that we signed him from Port Vale along with a certain Joe Cardle who has went on to have a pretty decent career in Scotland.
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On 07/11/2019 at 13:18, BrigtonClyde said:
Surprise surprise, an agent is involved. Tom Lang all over again not to mention loads of other young players at different clubs through the years who have failed to realise their full potential so someone can get their 20%. Absolute parasites. Genuinely hope in this lad's case it's different as we need players of that style coming through ultimately for the national side, but don't hold out much hope for him. Far too early to leave Utd.
Aye Tom Langs agent is a opportunistic p***k. Making a nice sum of money out of him whilst the lad is wasting on the bench or stand. The lad came to us to get playing again and rebuild himself, he done that. Shouldve either stayed or went to a club he'd be starting in but was badly advised by an agent who was a thistle youth /reject and primarily involved in boys fitbaw who decided to try his arm as a money grabbing agent who happens to be only 25 or something...
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Thats January's fixtures been confirmed.
Just booked to go to the Borussia v Mainz game. Out Saturday morning and back Sunday night with my 12 year old son, so game on Saturday and Aqualand in Köln on Sunday before heading to Brussels for the late flight back. His Christmas presents are always decent for me
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17 hours ago, IrishBhoy said:
Yes, he has the same build and features of Monty Burns, and sits in the same awkward way as him. It’s a great show though and I hope they are getting the viewing figures to keep it going.
Spoke to a few of my OF supporting pals about it and half of them like it the other half don’t, but the ones that don’t like are also the guys who have never been to Ibrox or Parkhead in their life but watch every game on BT sport and wear replica kits to the airport when they are going on holiday.
I've only watched it a few times but I've got to admit, it is a great show and well put together. The likes of Clyde don't get much air time but with this show more focused towards the non auld firm and lower leagues it's a great watch.
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2 hours ago, German Jag said:
Honestly no idea. Games up to Christmas are all set. In 2020 games recommence on the w/e of 18th Jan. Normally once CL & EL participants are known, then the DFL announce the next set of fixtures. No CL / El games though till mid February!
Ah pish
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Hopefully it'll be soon, tempted in taking the gamble seeing as the flights are only 50quid all in for me and my son.
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@German Jag any idea when the new year fixtures will be released mate? Got a set of flights ready to book for the last weekend if January, they're cheap as f**k so I'm desperate to book
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1 hour ago, thekorean said:
Hardly surprising. Wonder who they go to now. I doubt Jupp is coming out of retirement again.
Put in a caretaker until the end of the season to hire Poch?
Just got sent this from a mate, a "screenshot" from Jupp Heynckes phone
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1 hour ago, Rob1885 said:
Wonder who they'll go for. Would love them to be brave and get Rose or Nagelsmann.
Absolutely no danger Rose is leaving Borussia. Atleast I hope not
40 minutes ago, MONKMAN said:Wouldn’t be surprised if Mourinho was on a private jet to Munich right now.
Would put my mortgage on this.
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Is it me or does Joel look like a character from The Simpsons?
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11 minutes ago, die hard doonhamer said:
Was it not Jim Weir?
I think I remember that one as well, think we might have had this scenario twice now. Think Irons daughter got involved when he was the Morton Manager.
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Was it not David Irons daughter who is now on the BBC who logged on here as a Teenager to have a go at people who were slagging her auld man?
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2 hours ago, Busta Nut said:
Where am I best going pram shopping? I am in Lanarkshire
A Colleague of mine had a wee boy 2 months before my daugher was born and got an Ikkle Bubba v3, we copied him and got one as well and it was brilliant. Included the Car Seat and the Iso-Fix base. Service was excellent and I honestly can't fault the Pram, in fact we're still using it as a Stroller and the wee yin is 16 months now. Sure we paid £500 for the whole lot. Here's the website https://www.icklebubba.com/product-category/travel-systems/
Glasgow Pram Centre is decent if you want to pay 800 + for a Pram including Car Seat & Iso-fix. Waste of time to be honest.
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34 minutes ago, .Stuart. said:
One day in and I’m shattered already.
Meet Olivia and Erin. Born just after 15:00 on the 30/10/19 and both weighing a healthy 6.3 lbs. hopefully they’ll be out for Saturday so I can take them to the Benburb game.Congratulations! Twins, double trouble!
Cracking facility at the Bens these days, Frank is a top boy. Used to love playing at the old Tinto Park when I was a boy (I'm originally a Govan boy).
Hope you, the wife and babies are well! Enjoy no sleep
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45 minutes ago, Gaz said:
Aye, it was me. Good times. I ended up about £300 up.
My wife (well, she wasn't at the time) and I had a couple of 4p city breaks as well.
I only got £30 or something! Sure someone got over £400?
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I seem to remember a poster bringing up a money making idea on some online bingo site. You put £10 deposit in and they upped it to 100 quid or something, then you just buy a shit tonne of bingo tickets. Some guys on here were cashing out over £200 if I remember right.
Think it was a Falkirk fan who played for the P&B team that came out with his,,, Gaz I think. The same guy who discovered the 1p Ryanair flights. Had a few daytrips to London and Dublin with 4p coming out of my account!
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Clyde FC; Season 2022-23
in Scottish League 2 General Chatter
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Any Father Ted references always get a wee like
. Cracking episode as well 