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I can't imagine anyone rushing to ask Joe to babysit their kids.

Half Man Half Biscuit at the Liquid Rooms on the 14th June. Roll on!

I see what you did there.

Spot on. The sequence where they manage to raise the sub again is genuinely lump in the throat stuff.

As always, the cheapest option and who'll do what they're told.

Well, going by the latest cast it doesn't appear that it'll be as ball-achingly PC as I thought it would be. Next one though!

I got the dvd boxset a couple of years ago. As soon as the last episode is finished I could happily start all over again, brilliant stuff.

I'm undecided.

Is she the same woman as Arlene Foster and wasn't it Ian Blackford?

There will never be a lasting peace and a lot of them don't seem to want it anyway. It's like the Israelis and Palestinians, it's bred into them from birth.

It's completely pointless. Getting a hard on over their car's horsepower as if they do anything other than drive for 40 minutes down the motorway at the national speed limit every day. f**k off. Weird c***s. And all the fuckwits can't see past Clarkson either, they honestly seem to think he's some sort of profound, man of the people. Just an obnoxious dick who only got away with shit anyone else would have been sacked for long ago because the show was so popular.

I used to love Top Gear as entertainment, the challenges were a lot of fun but deary me, that guy sounds like he sticks his knob in exhaust pipes (no euph) I tried explaining that the challenges/races couldn't be genuine as the shots with the cars flying past have all to be set up in advance but no, not a fucking hope, totally away with the fairies.

I honestly thought he was taking the piss until I saw he was getting riled when I was asking him all these questions. I imagine he's got a space in his freezer looked out for me and went home to sharpen his axe. He'd be one of those twats standing in the audience with a vacant look on his face and laughing at everything those three c***s said.

I used to work with someone who swore blind that Top Gear was totally spontaneous and not one bit scripted. I asked how that could be with things like the races they have when it all has to be filmed, edited etc. but no, he wouldn't have it. And yes, he was a dick.

In Bruges....it's in Belgium.

Chick Young is on Sportsound just now talking about Billy McNeil. It won't surprise anyone to hear it's not exactly award-winning stuff.

I wish that little Krankie c**t would f**k off and stop pretending it's for the good of Scotland. Her and her fuckwits just want her their place in history as the ones who broke the union, they couldn't give a shit about the population. Who has to live with the consequences when it all goes tits up? Not them, that's for fucking sure.

Aye, obviously on his last penny.

I once overheard someone actually saying 'LOL'. Death penalty. No trial, straight to execution.

Can't remember the exact tournament but he once said he didn't complete a 147 because there wasn't enough money on offer. Great player but that is an absolute fucking dick and I'm glad he's out.

Ronnie O'Sullivan is getting beat. Hopefully he will carry out his never-ending threat to retire if he gets stuffed. Probably the most talented player ever to pick up a cue but an absolute dick and a face you couldn't tire of punching.

Turriff United and Turriff Thistle. Although Thistle's isn't really a ground, just the pitch next to United's ground.

Is Cosgrove getting louder and more annoying? AYYYEE, RIIIGHT!!!!!