Nizzy

What's the deal with Ryan Stevenson? First he was heading to Oz, then he'd signed for Troon and last I heard he'd pitched up at Annan.

Was concerned we'd be cut adrift at the bottom come the winter shutdown. Looks like AA's earned himself another window.

No.

Bring back Michael Max, say bring back Michael Max.

Family.

Nope.

^^^ this c*nt

He's our third-choice striker. I couldn't give two hoots if you and the fans of every other club he's ever played for think he's sh*te. If he scores five goals for us this season I'll be happy. That shouldn't be too hard to comprehend, unless you're an idiot... No, mate. I'm saying Kirk Broadfoot is sh*t. Next question.

Covered himself in glory on Saturday, eh? Left floundering at both Saints' goals.

We have better players than Kilmarnock where he managed to score five goals in half a season - more than our previous second-choice striker managed in a full season. That's all we feasibly need when we also have Doolan, Storey and the other forward players mentioned above.

^^^ virgin

I'm going to shut the f**k up for the foreseeable future.

I can't see us employing Doolan AND Storey AND Sammon.

I'd picked up on a rumour that a Belgian forward has been training with us. Could be one of our mystery men...

Can someone red dot cilitbang on my behalf? Thanks.

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Lawless caught ball-watching.

That second-to-last scene...[emoji23] Lynch and Frost are definitely ripping the piss.

The squad's still crying out for a bit of pace.

You know he's a defender, right?

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Nisbet

He's someone I've always suspected would end up at Firhill, probably as a result of him being a local lad. Thought United might sign him to cover Keatings' injury, but they've gone down the McDonald route instead. And, with the fans having pinned their hopes on signing Storey, it would be sod's law that he signs for Saints. Reckon Hibs will get this weekend out of the way before freeing him, leaving him to sign for us.

Prediction: We'll sign Brian Graham next week.