Nizzy

True.

H8rs Gonna H8, 'Boydy'. The link is here if anyone's interested: https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/sport/football/1362663/kris-boyd-ian-cathro-hearts/?utm_source=TWITTER&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=SprnklrSUNOrganic&UTMX=Editorial:scotsunsport:FBLink:Statement:Sport Kris Boyd Instagram's in the style of a 'full-time yummy mummy'.

Signing with a French side.

Be my guest.

Bullsh*t.

He thinks he's better than League 2 and Coventry by extension. Soor plooms.

And I doubt we ever will. That was...frustrating. A solid 40 minutes followed by Lynch trolling the f**k out of his audience for the remaining 20. Two thoughts: i) Even the merest glimpse of the Palmer ceiling fan is enough to creep me out. ii) I'm still not convinced that Richard is Audrey's son.

Tight. Confirmed by a friend.

Substitute.

Get fucked.

Dinnae worry, lads. We're going to sign Brian Graham. I can feel it in my waters.

Naw m8. Worse.

Nonsense.

Someone asked for signing rumours...something, anything, even fictional rumours to help them through the day. The Taylor 'rumour' was the response.

Is this really Josh Meekings? Or is it Kevin Nisbet? Or James Penrice? Or some guy called Miles?

**** spelling his name on the transfer thread.

No meltdowns to be had on the ticketing arrangements for Easter Road? Do I have to look on WAT or Twitter for that?

If he was interviewed yesterday and the game is tonight then the article makes perfect sense.

That's all very nice, but it doesn't explain why you think he won't sign for us.

That was painful. We all know what's needed - a centre half, a fullback and two forwards. It's glaringly obvious to any observer.

Yeah. Clearly a serious post.

Wow.