FemdomFilmFan

lol Yes, I do.

"No video with supported format and MIME type found."

Just saw a member who's in Colorado, which surprised me 'cause I thought everyone was in the UK, so a question.

Laurie's spelled with a u, not a w.

lol I think that last one's a cheat. Who's KSI?

In HD or SD?

You're not getting his point.

I'm confused; aren't you a mod?

Aren't we all supposed to name five? You're in the Top Fives section.

Balls shaved. A kiss from Donald Trump or a night with Jo Brand?

The javelin. Watching Michael McIntyre or having your eyes gouged out with an egg spoon?

Are you only saying that because of his golf bit?

Gonna have to go with chips just because I don't think I've tried sweet potato fries. Cheese & onion crisps or salt & vinegar?

@ICTChris asked if it was time to stock up on those little surgical masks. What did this guy get banned for? But aren't you a mod? Can't you delete it? What was the other one?

And here I'd been wondering all these years how ya'd spread jelly on a sandwich.

No, no, no, you're all wrong, I'm afraid. Dad's Army wasn't the inspiration behind Star Wars. It's actually what inspired Bram Stoker to create Dracula. Ya know, when Monty Python's Terry Jones was making Bram Stoker's Dracula back in the early '90s, he originally wanted an entirely different cast. Instead of Gary Oldman, Anthony Hopkins, Keanu Reeves, and Winona Ryder, he wanted Pamela Anderson as Dracula, Roy 'Chubby' Brown as Van Helsing, the yucca plant from that episode of One Foot in the Grave as Jonathan Harker, and, as Mina, he'd originally cast a VHS copy of Spaceballs, but had to bring in Winona Ryder instead when the tape got eaten up in Saddam Hussein's video recorder. I think ya all just got Spaceballs and Star Wars confused.

Isn't that peanut butter and jelly? In movies, I'm always hearing people mention peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Right on! Licence to Kill is in my top five, along with Goldfinger, GoldenEye, Casino Royale (the Craig version, of course), and Skyfall. Yeah, I guess. You could have a point there, alright.

James Mason. Chazz Palminteri. Nicholas Hammond (the original Spider-Man). Joseph Cotten. Joseph Wiseman (Dr. No in... Dr. No).

Magnolia. Youth. Stan & Ollie. Just off the top of my head.

How much cheaper Kindle books are than the real thing; the money I could have saved.