Oystercatcher

Well played today guys, you absolutely bossed it. We were second to everything. Bo'ness had fight and hunger, again your keeper was brilliant.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-68520949 King bestows Scotland's highest honour on his brother. For what I have no idea. Off with their heads

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Nothing it was a joke

Bo'ness had a fair few supporters through tonight. I really enjoyed the game. We did have the game wrapped up in the first half. I think the bo'ness players started to get frustrated in the second half and it showed with some of the tackles they were putting in. Bo'ness keeper was outstanding tonight. Maybe we should sign him

The refereeing and var in this game is atrocious. Both penalties should never have been given.

The fashion worlds loss is oystercatchers gain

You know him?

You don't need to highlight that to me mate, totally stinking. The hearts forwards though were rapid. Maybe we should buy them

Absolutely abysmal tonight. Saying that, hearts were great, faster, fitter hungrier. Our players were tackling each other ffs

Kennedy couldn't take the Clyde job, he's not got the proper coaching certificate for that level.

Was on a flight to Oslo around 2005 for a Scotland game and some inbred Ayrshire clown decided to have a cigarette in the toilet of the plane. He obviously got caught and told that the Norwegian police would be waiting for him when we landed. Thats when he started crying. Proper sobs. D!ckhead.

I'm an EK fan, it's looking likely now that we will win the LL. I'll always remember the time that Clyde were in talks to come to EK. I think that would have been brilliant for the town and your club but alas. If we win the playoff against the highland league team it'll be a bit of a battle against a proud club like Clyde. The lowland league is a fierce, competitive league, I respect all the clubs in it apart from the colts and if you do go down you'll enjoy watching your team against some great clubs.

We were 5-1 up and coasting. With half an hour to go we made the ridiculous decision to make 5 subs in one go. It went t#ts up from there. Fair play to Edinburgh university, they didn't give up and 4 balls over the EK defence resulted in 4 goals. In the end we did enough but leaking goals like that is annoying.

3-2 EK

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Is this your patter? I'm guessing you are about 12?

Someone I know was in Australia and sent me this.

A place in the grun. Thanks, gets me off the mark

I'm not selling mk to anyone, I don't do social media, too old for that. I'm also old enough to know that if you think someone is who they are by their social media persona then well...

It wasn't taken as a dig mate z u just thought I'd add my tuppence worth

I gave up on Dexter after season 2

I've been watching East Kilbride now for 6 or 7 seasons. We've came up against some brilliant teams these past few years, kelty, Spartans, bonnyrigg and in the playoffs cove rangers. This year we are the team to beat and it's obvious with the vociferous comments on here regarding our team, signings and management. Some of the crap directed at mk is laughable, more often than not from people that have never met the guy. I'd be be surprised if any fan critical of him would be unhappy if he was appointed manager of their team. He's always come across as friendly and approachable at east Kilbride. Sorry if this doesn't fit your narrative. Unfortunately the modern game is about money, spending, money and spending, if you don't realise this you're either a fool or a romanticist. Yes EK have outspent the rest of the teams in the lowland league, do I feel bad about that? No. Am I frustrated about that, absolutely. We've signed and ditched players before I can even get to know their names. Do I have influence on that? Absolutely not. East Kilbride is a massive town with a massive potential. We have fans in strathaven, eaglesham, jackton, Blantyre and surrounding areas, the catchment is huge. I do think we'll win the league. Will we win a play off against a team like brechin? I don't know. I do fancy our chances if we do and meet a team like Clyde. If we do win promotion, i will always without word of a lie watch the lowland league. I think the teams in it, apart from the colts are great clubs and I've enjoyed all my away visits this year. I'm looking forward to cowden this weekend. Mon the kilby

Like Clyde will last that long