Oystercatcher

I'm a gardener, need fuel for my mowers and other machinery. No fuel in east Kilbride but Sainsbury's and Morrisons are queued out. Looks like my business is going to take a hit this week due to c***s

Unloading your van on a zebra crossing is being quite the c**t. Spotted today in east Kilbride

"no, you're crying" I'm really not, f@ck off

"adulting"

folk that block the entrance to petrol stations because the pumps for their side of the car isn't available, just f*ckin pull in and wait behind the pump.

Today's one is having left the back door open all day is asking "where are all these flies coming from?"

They're kids that's normal, but when you're nearly forty with a beard and saying daddy, daddy then yer for the watching

Grown men that call their parents mummy and daddy, jack Whitehall is a warmer.

I think the staff have first dibs and their mates are benefiting

"no one likes a grass" Right ye are, I hope you're never a victim of a crime.

New to the board, still finding my way around and found this thread. 1. how soon is now 2. i started something 3. rubber ring 4. what difference does it make 5. Last night i dreamt that somebody loved me

I was back at K park at the weekend, first time since the pandemic. Great wee crowd and a really good performance against The Spartans.

I went into my local game store yesterday, big sign up, "Ask us about our PS5 deals" so I did. They still don't have any in stock and don't know when they are coming in, i was told to check twitter, My answer of, I don't have twitter was met with a blank look.

It's the 3 sub stories you get before you get back to the point, Why I need to know what saraha's cousin did on holiday before you tell me finally what you had for lunch, the connection being halloumi in her head. I often just say, it doesn't matter.

I've been going up to K park for a few years now, not as regularly as Id like due to work but always enjoyed my afternoons at the sports club before heading to the game. I'll be at the spartans game this weekend, my first game this season

Not if I want to wake up a eunuch

I'll keep that to myself, she'll think that's a great idea if I show her.

walking to the train station for a nice day in town, halfway there, " I don't think i've put my straighteners off" a run back to the house, checks straighteners, the plug isn't in the socket. A quicker than usual march to the train station and an uncomfortable sweaty journey on the train. That said, we arrived in Belgium for the Scotland game 20 years ago and she uttered the usual sentence. Had to get a family member with a key to the house to go and check and yes she had left them on...

Yes and Thank you

Hello to my fellow East Kilbride fans. Been lurking on here and decided to register. Mon the Kilby

Been lurking for a while, registered this morning. I was persuaded after reading the deadpool thread. My only complaint is I couldn't find in the dropdown menu of who I support, East Kilbride FC Looking forward to getting involved