Glen Scotia

Number of times you have said this based on nothing more than your own thoughts now, I'm no psychologist but...

Poor effort. Lacking black maybe Edit - maybe slightly better as a full kit

Just you said United have signed him "100% sure"

There are a few Dees on P&B(and life) that talk sense, honest with a hint of bias/banter (can handle that) then there are others who post and I'm genuinely torn between either thinking, they are ill, bitter and twisted or I find myself looking for a "joke" in their posts as they can't be serious. I'll let you work out who I'm talking about

Is he sharing a car with Megwa on his way to the city?

Have always said, every good team needs a ginger and there he is the big glorious fucker

The club crest ruins it

Adidas trainers, called it

Brain dead, knuckle dragging fuckwits

Can see Goodwin (if he fails massively this season) going down the head scout/Jack Ross/David Weir role

Are any of these name combinations a player?

You need to ken yer Kenyans

The guy in the photo is wearing Adidas boots (I think) Megwa wore Nike last season... Stick that in your theory stew

Shout "Kanayo" if he looks over it's him. Cmon, guys doing half jobs here

Hope the big striker has his factor 50 on