Goldie Lookin Punto.
Guns dont kill people Puntos do,
Ask any Punto driver and they'll tell you its true,
Its a fact Puntos make you violent,
Like Michael Jackson telling his Punto to be silent,
You don't believe me? Heres my Punto,
Offer me the record and i'll show you the type,
Of criminal this Punto shit is breedin,
Its a fact that MC Hammer's Punto left me bleedin,
Puntos made my mother say 'f**k',
If I stuck with Morris Minor then I woulda been in luck,
Morris Minors, they were on song,
Fiat car designers got it all fucking wrong,
So I started, I bought another Punto,
The Power of my Punto made my cock and balls ache,
So remember kids from the head double tap,
Puntos kill people, cause they're crap!
[Chorus]
Guns don't kill people Puntos do
Sound of the police
Woo Woo Woo
Guns don't kill people Puntos do,
I seen it in a documentary on BBC2,
Wheel spinning outside Hyper Value,
Engine blazin like Michael Caine in Zulu,
Punto statistics are sometimes misleading,
The type of criminal that Fiat is breedin,
No air conditioning? No wonder you stopped breathin,
2 Puntos for a pound, are you receivin?
Puntos are still crap in '07
They should join Ladas up in crap-car heaven,
Brava and Punto R.I.P,
I wouldnt be seen dead with one in the cemetary.
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Guns don't kill people Puntos do,
I'm a fucking Punto and I might kill you,
As an ex Fiat driver I'm teachin you a lesson,
Shoot yer Fiats tyres out with a Smith-and-Wesson
Just say no, just like Zammo
Bullet proof vest, to guns and ammo,
Punto has gangsters trippin,
Even Eminems into Punto whippin,
Its like cluedo murder one,
P-Diddy and J'lo shot their Punto with a gun,
Heard snoop dog mention Fiat in a rap,
He said, PUNTOS KILL PEOPLE, CAUSE THEY'RE CRAP.