Forgot to add.
People calling my wee boy a wee girl.
He has longish curly hair fair enough but he wears clothes that distinguish him as a little boy.
Do folk think that we're trying to raise a fucking butch dyke or something?
Dont forget the fact that he comes across as an obnoxious wee arsehole.
I passed a load of Edinburgh private school pupils yesterday and wished that I had a suitcase full of Harry Potter merchandise as I would have made a killing.
More fucking ponces and 'Daddy's little girls' than I've ever seen in my life.
I am indeed older than your good self Debbie (By 4 years depressingly ) but I still didnt know what a bloody well Trabant was.
Thanks to Mons Ken Dodds Dads Dogs Deid I now know though.
My pttgoyn is having to drive to Edinburgh to get the car serviced.
Enough people have my kind of car in Kirkcaldy so why not open up a dealership here?
I'm not even a quarter as bad as I could be with some of the things you come out with.
It happens a lot and I havent seen Monster on here for a while.
Dont think he's speaking to me just now.
Good advice.
Thats absolut..........
Go to pub, get drunk, go home, try and cook pizza, fall asleep, get severely berated for nearly burning house down, throw charcoal in bucket.