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What Are You Listening To?
Ebanda's Handyman Services replied to ICTChris's topic in The Music Forum
20 biggest tracks of the nineties is on Q at the moment. It's down to no. 10 which is the excellent Blur - Coffee and TV. -
I know that I'm being judgemental but I cant help but get the impression that people who spend hundreds of pounds on fireworks are a bit stupid and get wee hard-on's while slavering at the mouth when their fireworks make a big banging noise or some colours light up the sky for precisely 1 second. They probably have spaghetti stuck to their heads somewhere too. The type of folk who set out an array of pots and pans and pretend to play the drums just so they can make a racket. 13 year olds trapped in 35 year old mens bodies. Give me your money you easy pleased mongo's. I'll eat it or drink it instead of blowing it up.
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What Was The Last Movie You Watched?
Ebanda's Handyman Services replied to Rugster's topic in TV and Film Forum
I watched Click on Saturday and really enjoyed it. Pissing myself laughing at some parts and close to tears at others. First Adam Sandler film I've seen that made me think. 8/10. -
Madeleine Mccann Missing Girl
Ebanda's Handyman Services replied to MarreZ's topic in The General Nonsense Forum
I think it was Rui Costa. -
Celtic fans, the best fans in the world? Aye right! Live streaming of the Benfica V Celtic game last night saw hoardes of Celtic fans calling up and my team taking loads of abuse. One nice gentleman I got started the swearing 5 seconds into the call and was promptly cut off. It pains me to say this as I like Celtic due to my old man being a tim but over the course of the two nights the Rangers fans showed themselves to be far more civilised, friendlier even than the Celtic fans.
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Madeleine Mccann Missing Girl
Ebanda's Handyman Services replied to MarreZ's topic in The General Nonsense Forum
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Madeleine Mccann Missing Girl
Ebanda's Handyman Services replied to MarreZ's topic in The General Nonsense Forum
P&B TV's Mock Music! -
Madeleine Mccann Missing Girl
Ebanda's Handyman Services replied to MarreZ's topic in The General Nonsense Forum
Sung by Gerry and Kate........ Were no strangers to drugging You know the rules and so do i A full nights sedation's what Im thinking of You wouldnt get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how Im feeling Gotta make you understand * Didnt want to cut you up Didnt want to make you drown Did want to swing around and desert you Probably made you cry Didnt get to say goodbye Never gonna tell the cops we drugged you Weve been suspects for so long The press think we did it And they're not too shy to say it Inside we both know whats been going on We know the game and were gonna play it And if you ask me how Im feeling I feel like doing my daily blog * Didnt want to cut you up Didnt want to make you drown Did want to swing around and desert you Probably made you cry Didnt get to say goodbye Never gonna tell the cops we drugged you Cut you up. Cut you up Cut you up, Cut you up Never gonna give Never gonna give, give up Never gonna give Never gonna give, give up I just wanna tell you how Im feeling Gotta make you understand (* repeat 3 times) -
Madeleine Mccann Missing Girl
Ebanda's Handyman Services replied to MarreZ's topic in The General Nonsense Forum
Now this is the story all about how My life got flipped, turned upside down So sit right there and take of your shoes Ill tell you how I became the princess of a town called Praia da Luz. Im Northern England born and raised In the apartment is where I spent most of my days Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool Mum and Dad ate and drank beside the pool When a dodgy baddy undid my rooms lock Started making trouble in my apartment block I rattled him with Cuddle Cat and pulled at his hair The Glaswegian in me came out and I fought like a bear. He whistled for a hire car and when it came near the Licensplate said 'Baddy' and had a dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this hire car was rare But I thought now forget it, he might be taking me to the fair. We pulled up to a house about quarter past nine And I yelled to the baddy you'll get jail plus a fine Big Philomena emerged and took me up the stairs I then woke up sweating, I'd had a nightmare.