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What is there to slag about someone's sexual orientation or colour? Moron.

But they'd be correct, technically. Have you ever eaten a pie and reflected afterwards about how rubbish your last couple of bites were? The whole pie is either good, bad or a'right. #piegate2

The first bit of booing I remember yesterday was when Robertson lumped a high ball forward when he had time to control it and find an easy ball. The difference between ourselves and Ayr has been Lawrence Shankland. They're no better than us, they just have that wee bit of additional quality up front to drag them out of the shite when required.

I thought that the booing was for pumping long balls forward when the players had time to put their foot on the ball and pick out a pass. Booing is shite though. Especially when you're 2-0 up.

Humour me here, OK... Imagine we beat Stranraer next week and Ayr lose at Alloa. We then beat Alloa on the final day to win the league. Meanwhile, Fifa rule that the Bates transfer is a high category payment due to the calibre of league and club that he's moving to. Chances are the exact opposite will happen but we can but dream!

Sorry Kev. I was just mucking about writing that. We have an excellent relationship with the club.

Yes. The club included a rent for the 'suite' that 200 club members and committee done up at their own cost and time to become a fully functioning bar which donates every penny it makes back to the club. They've got us on zero hour contracts too with no canteen subsidies.

Yes. Most definitely. Pure, unadulterated pish.

Baillieinleeds types in some amount of pish, likes.

Probably just reacting in line with how pissed off I am at tonight's result. I'll be down on Sunday full of enthusiasm having convinced myself that Ayr will make an arse of things and that Smith has finally decided that long balls to wee strikers is abhorrently shite.

I'm actually getting sick of what feels like constant disappointment. I know that you're meant to follow your club through thick and thin, which I have for the past 33 years, but my enthusiasm is dwindling at a rapid rate. Pretty shite and not very loyal perhaps considering we still have a realistic chance of going up, but here we are.

We always seem to f**k Ayr over somehow but I just can't see it happening again this season.

I saw this but it had 3 changes unfortunately. We have a 16 seater with driver which will work out at £16.25 return if we fill it. Pretty decent!

Appreciate the helpful replies to this, thanks. I'll mention the split tickets etc though it looks like we have a bus with driver for just over £200! Thanks again.

Anyone have any tips for cheap trains or minibus hire for the Ayr game? There's at least 10 of us going down so far from the work (couple of Pars supporters included!) but train return is coming in at £30 each and minibus hire around £400 with a driver. Anyone info/tips would be most welcome.

I like/d Grant Murray. Really nice guy and kept us on a relatively even keel. The ***-skelping was glorious too. I was becoming bored watching his side just getting by though and I think the time was right for him to go. McKinnon's side (after January) reignited my enjoyment of the game.

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f**k off you obnoxious old p***k.

Holy f**k! He's actually thanking himself for buying himself a pint now. I genuinely don't know if this charade is funny or downright disturbing.

This is like a shit parody of Split. You made an arse of yourself yet again by trying to act superior to members of another supporters club. People know who you are and are likely pishing themselves laughing at you pretending that you are superior to anyone.

Thankfully I know a lot of the good people who are members of the McMillan club otherwise I'd have a very dim view of their membership if you were my gauge.

Smoking should be banned altogether. It'd stop poor non-smokers having to smell them and save the idiots from themselves. f**k paying a tenner a day for a better chance of cancer.

Stinking smokers who can't sit in a restaurant for an hour or two without having to go for a cigarette and then come back in reeking. Smokers are absolute tinks.

Dear God. Please let Kyle Benedictus come through tonight's game unscathed and ready for selection for the first team. If this happens, I'll paint your office and take the weeds out of your gutters for a nominal fee. Yours hopefully, Hervé.