Jimmy85 Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 27 minutes ago, throbber said: God bless the NHS. You’re welcome, mate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 17 minutes ago, throbber said: That’s a postpartum haemorrhage then. Baby came at about 2 and i got to see and speak to Mrs throbber by about half 5 and she was okay, just a bit doped up. Yes I know, they also had to dig the placenta out with their hands! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 2 minutes ago, Rowan said: Yes I know, they also had to dig the placenta out with their hands! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 You’re welcome, mate. You claiming to work in healthcare is much more of a Walter Mitty fable than anything I have come up with you absolute screwball. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 2 minutes ago, throbber said: You claiming to work in healthcare is much more of a Walter Mitty fable than anything I have come up with you absolute screwball. Charming. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 Just about puked my lunch reading this gory placenta stuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 5 minutes ago, throbber said: You claiming to work in healthcare is much more of a Walter Mitty fable than anything I have come up with you absolute screwball. I see Jimmy more of the Dr Shipman than the Florence Nightingale school of healthcare. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 8 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Just about puked my lunch reading this gory placenta stuff. Put you off your tommy soup? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Put you off your tommy soup? If he out some decent grub in his belly instead of beans and leaves he'd be fine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Put you off your tommy soup? Just makes me glad I got the snip a few years back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 Just about puked my lunch reading this gory placenta stuff. You can actually eat placenta. I was thinking of opening up a placenta based eatery just round the back of the Royal infirmary. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 3 minutes ago, throbber said: You can actually eat placenta. I was thinking of opening up a placenta based eatery just round the back of the Royal infirmary. Placenta supper with salt and sauce? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 Placenta supper with salt and sauce? That sounds a bit too much like takeaway food, I would rather it was a sit-in place. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 (edited) 18 minutes ago, throbber said: You can actually eat placenta. I was thinking of opening up a placenta based eatery just round the back of the Royal infirmary. Tastes like liver apparently, I think mushroom pâté on melba toast is the way to go for the starter. Mix it up with some veal to make meatballs with freshly made spaghetti and ragu sauce for the main. Edited March 4, 2018 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 A girl in the labour ward in the bed next to me kept her placenta and encapsulated it. Honestly the pics of the various stages of her doing it are the most disgusting thing I've ever seen. This was her post on Facebook about it... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 1 hour ago, Rowan said: basically a balloon in my uterus. Not for the first time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 Yes I know, they also had to dig the placenta out with their hands! I never witnessed that part fortunately, if they had told me she had lost 2.5 litres of blood I would have broke down probably. Was that your last pregnancy or did you go on to have another one after that? There’s is a 10% chance of it happening again the next time, I think those are good odds considering how quickly she was seen to this time round, they will be even more prepared for it second time around and if it’s a 1/10 chance it doesn’t really scare me that much. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 7 minutes ago, throbber said: I never witnessed that part fortunately, if they had told me she had lost 2.5 litres of blood I would have broke down probably. Was that your last pregnancy or did you go on to have another one after that? There’s is a 10% chance of it happening again the next time, I think those are good odds considering how quickly she was seen to this time round, they will be even more prepared for it second time around and if it’s a 1/10 chance it doesn’t really scare me that much. Pints surely? 2.5 litres is half her blood. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 Just now, welshbairn said: Pints surely? 2.5 litres is half her blood. . HSF lost 2 litres. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 f**k me. I'm going to cancel my gender reassignment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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