Chimp Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 Tell her yer Vagina really doesn't suit your willy. Tell her that sex you both have shared has let you down. Tell her she was lucky to stuck around with her selfish attitude and tell her woman needs the boaby and she would be very greatful for what she has received. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parscelona Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 Make sure that you're wearing a protective cup. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donnyarb Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 I'll take her off your hands. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 I'll take her off your hands. He said dump not punish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodjesSixteenIncher Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 I'll take her off your hands. If this plan works you should start an escort agency specialising in the recently dumped. Box Office Angels VLLtd 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 I'll take her off your hands. You wouldn't know what to do with her. VL 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 Take her out in the car, take her to the woods open the door an tell her she's free now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowden til i die Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 Why did Stoke shorten their pitch? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 To comply with Europa League rules? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 Why did Stoke shorten their pitch? I'd imagine the pitch is made tighter in the EPL to suit Delaps long throws. They have to change the dimensions in Europe to comply with UEFA's rules. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chimp Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 Joan Collins or John Collins? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 Does anyone on here work in insurance? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 Joan Collins or John Collins? John Collins looks gentler. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 Does anyone on here work in insurance? What do you need burned down? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
County Stag Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 Does anyone on here work in insurance? Yes, fire away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 What do you need burned down? And does he want the "accident" or the "vandalising kids"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerSaint Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 I got a letter through the door from LOVEFiLM today, I have been given a 30 day free trial and a free £20 Amazon gift card. It says that I will receive my gift card when my first disc has been dispatched. Obviously I'm thinking I can now just take the trial, get the gift card and cancel my subscription. Seems too good to be true. So, has anyone done this before or does anyone know if this would work? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forehead7 Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 I got a letter through the door from LOVEFiLM today, I have been given a 30 day free trial and a free £20 Amazon gift card. It says that I will receive my gift card when my first disc has been dispatched. Obviously I'm thinking I can now just take the trial, get the gift card and cancel my subscription. Seems too good to be true. So, has anyone done this before or does anyone know if this would work? I've never had the gift card as well but I've done the free trial and then you can just cancel it there and then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerSaint Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 I've never had the gift card as well but I've done the free trial and then you can just cancel it there and then. Brilliant, cheers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 Yes, fire away. Mind if I PM you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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