itzdrk Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 Carpet carpet Disco! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pars fan Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 Carpet carpet Disco! ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1458282303.697831.jpg The boy seems to be a pars fan. Guid fae him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 Carpet carpet Disco! ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1458282303.697831.jpg 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 Thanks to my shift pattern I have taken three days Annual Leave* and manage to be off work for 12 days. *f**k you, Philpy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 (edited) Read that as 'shit patter'. Anyone had to take leave because of their shit patter? Edited March 18, 2016 by banana 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 Read that as 'shit patter'. Anyone had to take leave because of their shit patter? You hopefully. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 (edited) You hopefully. Edit: 'got it' now, well played sir! Edited March 18, 2016 by banana -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 You hopefully. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 I like new bitchy throbber. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 Having a strong West of Scotland accent is a great way to put off those annoying as f**k Charity muggers when they stop you outside your work.* *May not put them off if you live somewhere that the West of Scotland accent is easily understood. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 (edited) Having a strong West of Scotland accent is a great way to put off those annoying as f**k Charity muggers when they stop you outside your work.* *May not put them off if you live somewhere that the West of Scotland accent is easily understood. I find it works quite well in the West of Scotland too, to be honest. Barking "f**k off" whilst walking straight towards them with no obvious signs of stopping is usually enought to get them to go and annoy someone else. Edited March 18, 2016 by KnightswoodBear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 Doesn't seem to work on the east coast of Scotland! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 (edited) I find it works quite well in the West of Scotland too, to be honest. Barking "f**k off" whilst walking straight towards them with no obvious signs of stopping is usually enought to get them to go and annoy someone else. Last few times I've been approached over here I start with "Do ye speak English?". They tend to catch the word English and go "A little", before 60 seconds later asking where I am from and if I speak English. ETA: Last time I was home I was approached on Sauchiehall St. I asked in German if he spoke German. The guy just looked at me and then apologised for stopping me. I worry that at some point I'm going to get caught out and will be guilt tripped into donating to the "Equality for LGBT refugee Midgies" campaign. Edited March 18, 2016 by Ross. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 Having a strong West of Scotland accent is a great way to put off those annoying as f**k Charity muggers when they stop you outside your work.* *May not put them off if you live somewhere that the West of Scotland accent is easily understood. f**k that. I find the best way to deter charity muggers, is to make aggressive eye contact with them on your approach. 99/100 they will look away as you reach the tin shoogle, their intended kill zone. The 1/100 will shite themselves and give you some cheenge. A definite Dundee 1 untied 0 scenario, IMO. Try it, ehm telling yeh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 f**k that. I find the best way to deter charity muggers, is to make aggressive eye contact with them on your approach. 99/100 they will look away as you reach the tin shoogle, their intended kill zone. The 1/100 will shite themselves and give you some cheenge. A definite Dundee 1 untied 0 scenario, IMO. Try it, ehm telling yeh. Finger banging optional? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 ETA: Last time I was home I was approached on Sauchiehall St. I asked in German if he spoke German. The guy just looked at me and then apologised for stopping me. I worry that at some point I'm going to get caught out and will be guilt tripped into donating to the "Equality for LGBT refugee Midgies" campaign. Simple solution if they reply "Ja". Tell them to f**k off in German. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 Simple solution if they reply "Ja". Tell them to f**k off in German. Verpissen dich rolls off the tongue quite easily. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 f**k that. I find the best way to deter charity muggers, is to make aggressive eye contact with them on your approach. 99/100 they will look away as you reach the tin shoogle, their intended kill zone. The 1/100 will shite themselves and give you some cheenge. A definite Dundee 1 untied 0 scenario, IMO. Try it, ehm telling yeh. Too much aggression for Switzerland. I would probably be arrested and fined, with the fine going to the charity. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 (edited) Finger banging optional?Suppose you could commence, over exaggerated, digit warm up exercises on the approach. To really put the fear, of a blasting, up them. Although, I would strongly advise against carrying out such an act on the dr barnardos wifie, in the high street.I dinna think that would end well at aw. Nope, absolutely not. Eta I think you might get away with it in Switzerland. Edited March 18, 2016 by Dee Dee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 Suppose you could commence, over exaggerated, digit warm up exercises on the approach. To really put the fear, of a blasting, up them. Although, I would strongly advise against carrying out such an act on the dr barnardos wifie, in the high street. I dinna think that would end well at aw. Nope, absolutely not. Eta I think you might get away with it in Switzerland. Das ist finger sprengung, ja? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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