DI Bruce Robertson Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 I've not had a pug since 1994, I got shut of it after an incident with a cunto cyclist. Funnily enough I now ride a bicycle. Also I would have done the forward roll on that fall & bounced up like an Olympian. G-Bo(re) Did your 1994 Pug end up crispy? Sent from a dark, dank hellhole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 I got locked in a toilet for half an hour this lunchtime as it seems the handle for the toilet door only works on the outside and seems to jam upon closing in some weird mechanical setup. Sadly this wasn't my first toilet entrapment incident, the previous time being measured in several hours. Must assess and test every door handle from now on (like a complete weirdo). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 I got locked in a toilet for half an hour this lunchtime as it seems the handle for the toilet door only works on the outside and seems to jam upon closing in some weird mechanical setup. Sadly this wasn't my first toilet entrapment incident, the previous time being measured in several hours. Must assess and test every door handle from now on (like a complete weirdo). You have the worst luck of anyone on P&B.Sent from a dark, dank hellhole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 13 minutes ago, DI Bruce Robertson said: Did your 1994 Pug end up crispy? Sent from a dark, dank hellhole. No it probably is a wee square lump of metal now. G-Bo(re) -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 1 hour ago, Sherrif John Bunnell said: Holding up arsehole drivers is one of the most satisfying things about cycling. I'm thinking of gluing a giant Greggy face to my backpack. Imagine a cyclist using the term 'arsehole' about another road user. I have never encountered a bigger group of tossers with a misplaced sense of entitlement than cyclists. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 (edited) 10 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: Imagine a cyclist using the term 'arsehole' about another road user. I have never encountered a bigger group of tossers with a misplaced sense of entitlement than cyclists. Edited August 19, 2016 by throbber 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 1 minute ago, throbber said: Is that Clachnacudden, your supposed team? Do you even follow football? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 Is that Clachnacudden, your supposed team? Do you even follow football? My post was in response to your tossers with a sense of entitlement comment - I should maybe have put that in bold! As for your second point yes i do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 2 minutes ago, throbber said: My post was in response to your tossers with a sense of entitlement comment - I should maybe have put that in bold! As for your second point yes i do. You shouldn't do cryptic posts pal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 Just now, Granny Danger said: You shouldn't do cryptic posts pal. Not had enough to drink to want to argue with you right now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 1 minute ago, throbber said: Not had enough to drink to want to argue with you right now. I don't want to argue with you at all. Your normal posts are hard enough to understand without you trying for clever cryptic ones. I would tell you to stick to what you're good at but then you wouldn't do anything. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 1 minute ago, Granny Danger said: I don't want to argue with you at all. Your normal posts are hard enough to understand without you trying for clever cryptic ones. I would tell you to stick to what you're good at but then you wouldn't do anything. You are a c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 Just now, throbber said: You are a c**t. Can't argue with that... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 10 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: You shouldn't do cryptic posts pal. I got it straight away, you must be defective. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 As a fan I'm loving Friday night football as I'm sitting here with a corona and not sitting watch coronation street or whatever other shite would be on, also as a fan though I do feel a bit bad for Southampton fans having to travel upto Manchester on a Friday night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resk Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 Sky Sports have six people on the sofa at half time in the English fitba. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 23 minutes ago, Dazzle said: As a fan I'm loving Friday night football as I'm sitting here with a corona and not sitting watch coronation street or whatever other shite would be on, also as a fan though I do feel a bit bad for Southampton fans having to travel upto Manchester on a Friday night. Been a bit shite as well, why the f**k did nobody trek shrek for that ball. Let's hope it livens up in the 2nd 1/2. G-Bo(re) -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 4 minutes ago, Grim O'Grady said: Been a bit shite as well, why the f**k did nobody trek shrek for that ball. Let's hope it livens up in the 2nd 1/2. G-Bo(re) Some delivery to be fair to him though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 Just now, Dazzle said: Some delivery to be fair to him though. I could have played that ball with all that time, now come on Southampton. G-Bo(re) -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 3 minutes ago, Grim O'Grady said: I could have played that ball with all that time, now come on Southampton. G-Bo(re) It's a travesty your sat watching Spartans and not playing at OT. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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