pittsburgh phil Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 I'm with the ruskies on this one. Instead of allowing them to cheat, bang the asthmatics into the Paralympics. We've enough cheats being lauded as it is, pishy Paula was bang to rights and sweep sweep. And the cyclicts are doing everything bar sticking needles in. Was a bit weird when that sport was 'cleaned up' , and Team GB waltzed to the top of the pile. Damn straight. Asthma indeed. If they're on the level why aren't they shouting it from the rooftops as a positive role model for asthmatic kids for example?'Hey kids, I have asthma but look at me, I can win Olympic gold and the world's toughest cycling race, and get a knighthood too!' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 6 minutes ago, pittsburgh phil said: Damn straight. Asthma indeed. If they're on the level why aren't they shouting it from the rooftops as a positive role model for asthmatic kids for example? 'Hey kids, I have asthma but look at me, I can win Olympic gold and the world's toughest cycling race, and get a knighthood too!' It's a wizard wheeze. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 Chris Hoy always came across as a wrong 'un, so the theory proves out. If they can't compete with normal folks without illegal drugs, no drugs and Paralympics it is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pittsburgh phil Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 Surely they could have a 'dirty' Olympics, with different classifications just like the Special Olympics. Amphetamine table tennis would be worth the admission price alone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 20 minutes ago, pittsburgh phil said: Surely they could have a 'dirty' Olympics, with different classifications just like the Special Olympics. Amphetamine table tennis would be worth the admission price alone. I always had 2 thoughts on it. 1/ make the Olympics for amateurs and drug free, make the World Championships for pros and drug fuelled . You could even have a 3rd tourney where they meet. 2/ shoot the back marker of the Marathon at the end of every mile. I would now amend that to include tri thing, after those cheating Brownlee brothers . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pittsburgh phil Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 I agree that anyone getting lapped in a race should be summarily executed, teach them they're not out to enjoy a fun run 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 I saw a private registration today which read I MISS MUM. The worst thing my eyes have ever witnessed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 Just now, Dee Man said: I saw a private registration today which read I MISS MUM. The worst thing my eyes have ever witnessed. Was it on a hearse? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 1 minute ago, Zen Archer said: Was it on a hearse? No, but hopefully the driver will be in one soon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 Just spent the last 4 days on a High Court Jury. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 5 hours ago, throbber said: Saw Angus Robertson in the meadows walking two pretty ugly looking dogs. Looking for badgers, probably. I assume that's why you were there too? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 54 minutes ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said: Just spent the last 4 days on a High Court Jury. I hope you made sure that the accused went home a free hotel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 (edited) 6 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: I hope you made sure that the accused went home a free hotel. My 'How many S's in innocent?' line was met with a stoney silence. Following that I decided not to tell them that Free Willy was on offer. Edited September 20, 2016 by Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 1 minute ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said: My 'How many S's in innocent' line was met with a stoney silence. Following that I decided not to tell them that Free Willy was on offer. Good. I doubt they would have liked the Director's Cut. I presume you had the courage of your convictions at lunch though. Chinese food all round. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 I've noticed recently a lot of people (mostly women) walking about with their mobile phones sticking out of their back pockets. Is this some sort of fashion statement? It's just asking for it to be nicked. ^^^ Looks at womens' arses all day.Seriously though, I've posted about this before and I'm sure it's to draw attention to their backside because it's an absolutely ludicrous place to keep your phone otherwise. I haven't seen a single man with their phone in their back pocket. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: Good. I doubt they would have liked the Director's Cut. I presume you had the courage of your convictions at lunch though. Chinese food all round. Everyone was against me in that Jury Room, Mark. Either that or, genuinely, no-one knew what sequestered meant. Edited September 20, 2016 by Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 Is that my necktie you're wearing? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 Everyone was against me in that Jury Room, Mark. Either that or, genuinely, no-one knew what sequestered meant. Reminds me of that episode of Peep Show where Jeremy ended up riding the defendant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 9 minutes ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: Is that my necktie you're wearing? Souvenir. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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