sjc Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 Just now, tree house tam said: You're not right in the head. I know it's a bit up market for you North Muirton types but trust me. They're delicious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 1 minute ago, 8MileBU said: Salad cream on absolutely anything (even salad) should be met by a heavy chap at the door and the perpetrator being carted off by the Yewtree mob. Anything that smells like a blend of tile grout and mastick is not fit for consumption. never had a tuna and salad cream roll type post. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 Super noodles on toast over any of the above so far. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 6 minutes ago, 8MileBU said: Salad cream on absolutely anything (even salad) should be met by a heavy chap at the door and the perpetrator being carted off by the Yewtree mob. Anything that smells like a blend of tile grout and mastick is not fit for consumption. Absolutely spot on. 3 minutes ago, sjc said: never had a tuna and salad cream roll type post. Are you fucking insane? Do you know of the invention of mayonnaise? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 Just now, 8MileBU said: Correct. Fish rolls?! GTF! Quite frankly Miley, You've had a seriously deprived childhood if you haven't. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 Just now, Rugster said: Absolutely spot on. Are you fucking insane? Do you know of the invention of mayonnaise? Of course I fucking have. I had some this very afternoon on my okonomiyaki. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 12 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: ^^^^^ choking to offload title of P&B snackbeast It's just getting nonsensical. People are making things up to try and trump the cold toast (though there's nothing wrong with cold toast). I mean tuna and salad cream? That is just 100% wrong. That's what mayonnaise is for. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 6 minutes ago, Rugster said: It's just getting nonsensical. People are making things up to try and trump the cold toast (though there's nothing wrong with cold toast). I mean tuna and salad cream? That is just 100% wrong. That's what mayonnaise is for. I wasn't one of the posters on here that called you out for having day old cold toast but I find your unwillingness to even try fish fingers on toast with salad cream or tuna and salad cream on a roll before berating them as obtuse to be perfectly honest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 3 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Agree with this. Although I must say some of the Hank McCoy stuff iv seen on here relating to food is mental. I do like a bandwagon but equally some of the food snobbery going about is mental. I get lynched for many things I find acceptable. Anyway, mayonnaise shites all over salad cream and the correct mayonnaise is Hellmans light. All others are for Julio Baptista said like a graduate type twat, engineery, condescending and sneering as f**k trying to figure out to what level to dumb down his thoughts to so plebs can understand.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 Just now, Bairnardo said: Did I touch a nerve with that one oer chamce? If it helps, I didnt say all graduates are twats, I think I was pretty obviously meaning the ones who all seem to talk the same way of which I have encountered many in my working life. lol......I know the very types you talk of! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 8 minutes ago, sjc said: I wasn't one of the posters on here that called you out for having day old cold toast but I find your unwillingness to even try fish fingers on toast with salad cream or tuna and salad cream on a roll before berating them as obtuse to be perfectly honest. I know what tuna tastes like, I know what salad cream tastes like, and I know that mayonnaise is the correct accompaniment for tuna. Salad cream is for salads. On anything else, yewtree need to be alerted. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 5 minutes ago, Rugster said: I know what tuna tastes like, I know what salad cream tastes like, and I know that mayonnaise is the correct accompaniment for tuna. Salad cream is for salads. On anything else, yewtree need to be alerted. Thank you. Just you stick to eating stale toast, Rugster. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 1 minute ago, sjc said: Just you stick to eating stale toast, Rugster. I don't eat stale toast. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 Just now, Rugster said: I don't eat stale toast. My mistake, you keep it in the fridge. That's perfectly normal..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 Just now, sjc said: My mistake, you keep it in the fridge. That's perfectly normal..... I don't keep toast in the fridge either. You're getting in a flap here, I think a nerve has been touched. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 Just now, Rugster said: I don't keep toast in the fridge either. You're getting in a flap here, I think a nerve has been touched. Perfectly calm, Rugster..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 3 hours ago, NorthernJambo said: I'm content with either brown or white loaf. Band me a non-caring daredevil if you will. Never heard anyone dying of bread though. Try telling that to the relatives of these folk.. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1334250/Cost-cutting-caused-deaths-of-bakery-workers-in-oven.html 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 54 minutes ago, 8MileBU said: Anything that smells like a blend of tile grout and mastick is not fit for consumption. That's the excuse my missus gives too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 Try telling that to the relatives of these folk.. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1334250/Cost-cutting-caused-deaths-of-bakery-workers-in-oven.html Died of oven, no bread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 1 minute ago, NorthernJambo said: Died of oven, no bread. It's always a pita when someone ends up as toast. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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