Boghead ranter Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 4 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Every time we drive past some wind turbines, the missus is convinced it’s going to come apart, trundle towards us and spike through the top of the car. Minter. It's a Dunbartonshire thing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pittsburgh phil Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 I like avocado and I’m a handsome b*****d. Me too man [emoji4] 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 That’s my first month in self employed, jury’s still out if it’s long term for me 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 Just now, heedthebaa said: That’s my first month in self employed, jury’s still out if it’s long term for me How many verbal warnings have you had? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 6 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: How many verbal warnings have you had? Get at least two daily of the secretary 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 57 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said: It's a Dunbartonshire thing. Indeed. She has the big wheel fear and is also scared of big ships. Scared of most big things (which is lucky for me I suppose). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MSU Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 Got my proof copy of the book today. Last chance to catch any typos and then it’s too late. Got to say, it’s pretty cool having a physical copy of something what I wrote and that. 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 2 hours ago, MSU said: Got my proof copy of the book today. Last chance to catch any typos and then it’s too late. Got to say, it’s pretty cool having a physical copy of something what I wrote and that. Your father's a fanny for getting carted off to the infirmary? Very harsh. I take it that gets explained later. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 7 hours ago, heedthebaa said: Get at least two daily of the secretary Aye, but how many verbal warnings? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 4 hours ago, MSU said: Got my proof copy of the book today. Last chance to catch any typos and then it’s too late. Got to say, it’s pretty cool having a physical copy of something what I wrote and that. Never start a sentence with a conjunction. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 5 hours ago, MSU said: Got my proof copy of the book today. Last chance to catch any typos and then it’s too late. Got to say, it’s pretty cool having a physical copy of something what I wrote and that. The drop cap font isn’t for me I’m afraid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 5 hours ago, MSU said: Got my proof copy of the book today. Last chance to catch any typos and then it’s too late. Got to say, it’s pretty cool having a physical copy of something what I wrote and that. 2 fannies, a flash and a poke on the first page. Hiya Jackie Collins, hiya pal. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 Get at least two daily of the secretary“It’s 10am! Get oot yer bed and get to work!”“It’s 3pm! Whit ye dain hame this early?!” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 Can't help thinking there's a contradiction here. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 9 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: Can't help thinking there's a contradiction here. Toys in the GUM's clinic? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 Toys in the GUM's clinic?Not the response I was expecting from you. I was waiting for something along the lines of "what have you done this time ya clumsy dick?!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 4 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: 2 hours ago, Zen Archer said: Toys in the GUM's clinic? Not the response I was expecting from you. I was waiting for something along the lines of "what have you done this time ya clumsy dick?!" So what have you chopped off/lacerated/slashed this time ya clumsy dick? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 1 minute ago, Swarley said: So what have you chopped off/lacerated/slashed this time ya clumsy dick? I think we have to call him a clumsy fanny now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 So what have you chopped off/lacerated/slashed this time ya clumsy dick?No fault of my own stupidity this time. Just gubbed knees 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 49 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: No fault of my own stupidity this time. Just gubbed knees Best to get them sorted now before all the hospitals close post-Brexit I suppose. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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