woodside Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 The only problems our school toilets ever had was vandalism, and even then because it was an independent school you didn't just have big permanent marker and tip-ex penises. The ultimate highlight of vandalism was someone who wrote "ET TU YOU BRUTE" which always infuriated one of my mates because "if you're going to vandalise toilets, at least don't do the disservice of b*****dising Shakespeare at the same time". We also had spates of "The Game" which, come to think of it, was probably not as far-off intimate action as you'd think... Trying to squeeze as many people as possible into the 6' deep by 4' wide by 8' high vestibule separating main corridor and toilet block. I think they managed 30 once, with about 5 guys lying horizontally on a sea of squashed bodies below them. What jolly japes and fun for all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 We also had spates of "The Game" which, come to think of it, was probably not as far-off intimate action as you'd think... Trying to squeeze as many people as possible into the 6' deep by 4' wide by 8' high vestibule separating main corridor and toilet block. I think they managed 30 once, with about 5 guys lying horizontally on a sea of squashed bodies below them. Our version of "The Game" was to try and fit as many people into a toilet cubicle and each 6th year had to do better than the previous 6th year. I don't think my years record has been broken yet 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 I must've fell asleep for a bit there, cos I just dreamt that Phil Taylor flung two nine darters in the one match. Extraordinary. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 If you needed the toilet you needed a key from the Janitor. The toilets at our school were locked during class time and opened at break and lunch. I thought that was the norm. Turns out not to be the case. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turbo_dee Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 Ahh, the johnnies, what a shitty school. To be honest though, I wouldn't be surprised no matter what school you had chosen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 If you needed the toilet you needed a key from the Janitor. that was the system used at my school after someone took a shite in the urinal. funnily enough, this happened on the 6th years last day when i was in fourth year. i also remember the same thing happening at primary school on the last day when i was in p. 5. coincidence? i don't think so. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Kevin Of Kilsyth Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 I seen Clyde graffiti in the one at the extension back in first year, swear to god it wasn't me either. Nearly jizzed. Wid've probably been me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 Ahh, the johnnies, what a shitty school. To be honest though, I wouldn't be surprised no matter what school you had chosen. School you at? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 Wid've probably been me. I added to it. I also drew Clyde stuff on a Biology text book, wee scamp that I was. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 that was the system used at my school after someone took a shite in the urinal. funnily enough, this happened on the 6th years last day when i was in fourth year. i also remember the same thing happening at primary school on the last day when i was in p. 5. coincidence? i don't think so. Better call in the Hardly Boys! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted May 25, 2010 Author Share Posted May 25, 2010 Next time you are driving for any sustained period of time, try and come up with a short ditty to fit the line "This is Jeremy Black, Kirkcaldy Sheriff Court" Report back with your results. I went with a Bach-style melody in a minor key and it really helped to pass the time doing my round. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick_BCFC Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 How often do you read his profile? I do look each time his picture changes actually. I can't help it, it's like when I used to work in a joiners and for some reason had to see how close I could get my finger to a spinning saw. Its not going to do you any good but I do it anyway. The only problems our school toilets ever had was vandalism, and even then because it was an independent school you didn't just have big permanent marker and tip-ex penises. The ultimate highlight of vandalism was someone who wrote "ET TU YOU BRUTE" which always infuriated one of my mates because "if you're going to vandalise toilets, at least don't do the disservice of b*****dising Shakespeare at the same time". We also had spates of "The Game" which, come to think of it, was probably not as far-off intimate action as you'd think... Trying to squeeze as many people as possible into the 6' deep by 4' wide by 8' high vestibule separating main corridor and toilet block. I think they managed 30 once, with about 5 guys lying horizontally on a sea of squashed bodies below them. Jesus fucking Christ. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 Jesus fucking Christ. Couldn't have put it better myself. Cramming as many people into a vestibule as you can? Fuxake, how gay is that?! -3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 Jesus fucking Christ. Take consolation in the fact that because he went to a private school, his balloon knot is not quite as tight as it used to be. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GypsyTillIDie Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 (edited) My school toilets are an absolute disgrace. Only one set of boys toilets have mirrors in them because all the rest have been destroyed. And when the school got new urinals and wash hand basins, a boy came into school with a tricycle () and smashed them all up. At least people have stopped the old trick of turning the light off and spitting on the light switch, so when the next person went in they'd have to turn the light on, and have spit all over their hands. Fucking love my school, so I do. Edited May 25, 2010 by GypsyTillIDie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted May 25, 2010 Author Share Posted May 25, 2010 My school toilets are an absolute disgrace. Only one set of boys toilets have mirrors in them because all the rest have been destroyed. And when the school got new urinals and wash hand basins, a boy came into school with a tricycle () and smashed them all up. At least people have stopped the old trick of turning the light off and spitting on the light switch, so when the next person went in they'd have to turn the light on, and have spit all over their hands. Fucking love my school, so I do. That is utterly vile. Thankfully our toilets' lights were operated by an infrared sensor that detected someone going through the doorway. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 The toilets in my old school were in reasonable condition. How interesting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zanetti Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 The toilets in the school I went to were locked between classes. If you needed a piss you had to go to the janitor, sign your name and the time in a book, then he'd unlock the door to a disabled toilet next to their office for you. I suppose it sort of worked, since the main toilets were in decent condition apart from the normal stuff like broken locks on cubicle doors and some graffiti. That wee disable toilet was fucking rank though, there was always piss all over the floor and the last time I was in it somebody had drawn a swastika on the wall. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooky Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 (edited) Hope that PTBAD passes his exam today. I taught him well. Edited May 25, 2010 by Sooky 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted May 25, 2010 Author Share Posted May 25, 2010 Hope that PTBAD passes his exam today. I tought him well. I'm hoping it wasn't Standard Grade English or he's doomed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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