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I had never used tinder in Scotland before so I had a quick flick through there. We really are a hideously ugly bunch. We need immigration and we need it now.

Can't see much chance of us beating Celtic tonight.

Angusting Anˈɡʌstɪŋ/ adjective arousing revulsion or strong indignation. "he had the most angusting rotten teeth" synonyms: revolting, repellent, repulsive, sickening, nauseating, nauseous, stomach-churning, stomach-turning, off-putting, unpalatable, unappetizing, uninviting, unsavoury, distasteful, foul, nasty, obnoxious, odious;

Literally the only reason you posted was to use 'mnemonics'.

Over the rainbow, indeed.

It was aliens.

The day the banter died.

Myself and my Brazillian roommate were trying to explain what pavlova was to our Estonian roommate and this eventually led to me googling pavlova and reading out pavlova facts. His response to finding out that Pavlova is named after a Russian ballet dancer was 'ahh yes, Maria Sharapavlova'. It's probably the most stupid yet inspired statement I've ever heard.

Red dotting people for no reason in particular really is one of life's great pleasures.

We'll win this league at a canter. What's the record points tally?

That's clearly Photoshop.

f**k the police.

Just mind that if you're buying an actual interrail ticket then rail travel in the uk won't be covered by it.

Anyone who calls it 'The Dam' is an utter bellend.

I wear GANT polos around the house.

Is Marco Negri still looking for a club?

She was innocent.

I did a pretty similar trip a few years back and used a Caxton fx currency card which was easy to use and had pretty good rates.

I'm hearing our next signing has a bed but never sleeps, has a mouth but cannot talk and can run but cannot walk. Sounds like Dean Shiels, right enough.

Get rid of all guns.

Autastic

Tired of shite patter? Block Tom Rogic.

Surely to God this didn't actually happen? I near choked on my chips.

Anyone listened to The Hotelier? Recently started listening to their album 'Home, Like Noplace is There' and been chaining it since. Can't link because I'm on a shitty tablet but 'In Framing' and 'Your Deep Rest' are well worth a listen for anyone interested. Going to see them in Melbourne in a few weeks and it'll be the first decent gig I'll have been to in about 2 years.

Utter, utter beast.