Buddha devoted his life to gaining #enlightenment and upon his death under the twin Sala trees he finally became #enlightened.
I have devoted my life to making #gainz and, in an unprecedented show of theistic oneupmanship, believe that I have #gained whilst also being alive. That is to say that I am ripped and cannot get any more hench than my current state.
My God, I'm peng, even if I do say so myself.