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Smoke or MUSLIMS!!!????!!!??!??

Where are people's favourite places to stay for extended periods in Australia? I'm about to go back out to finish my first year and start my second year after coming back for Christmas and I'll be looking for somewhere new to live and work at some point. I'm going out to Melbourne initially because I've got a load of friends there but depending on the work situation I might go back to Broome to work on the pearl boats before heading to Darwin again for the dry season. Come the end of the dry I'll be looking for somewhere else to go that preferably isn't tropical. I've visited Brisbane, Adelaide and Melbourne and I'll be spending a couple of days in Perth en route to Melbourne but I don't really know what it would be like to live in these places. Sydney is an obvious choice, and I'll definitely have to visit at some point, but I've heard conflicting reports as to what it's like to live in.

I will say, though, from my experience; mum's who go for that wooden floor look in the living room and keep it scrupulously tidy are usually pretty tidy themselves. I suppose that's something positive to say. 1320's maw is probably a 'wid'.

1320Lichtie posts a banal and entirely inoffensive picture in order to relay his positive feeling for the weekend ahead and is roundly slated for literally every aspect of it. It's the Scottish way.

Failure at every turn. Perhaps the funniest episode of a serious show I've ever seen. 'There's no 'E', John'. 'There are only two 'E's', John', 'There isn't an 'A', John'. At one point it takes him a properly agonising 10 seconds to choose a letter. In one of the many rounds he lost his word was 'GRANT', the only reason being that the letters came out something like 'XDEFGRANT'. His family must have sent him on a bus down to Countdown because they couldn't afford to stick him in a home. edit - The woman he was playing had a bit of a shocker as well after Oor John had already failed miserably. The nearest she got was 100 away from the correct number, although it was just a mistake. Then in the final numbers game Oor John was 7 or 8 away. I mean, what's the fucking point?

It's important to remain loyal to your crew.

He came to Strathaven even though our closest railway is in Hamilton and has been for about 60 years. The worst thing about it was that he portrayed Larkhall as being our station.

Out of interest, when Spain eventually get Gibralter back how many Gibralterers are likely to get into the Spain squad?

I make art.

Ladies and gentlemen, can I have your adenchion please. A new year poem: Do it left, do it right Do it day, do it night Don't wait for the gym, do it on site But make sure that you PUMP, PUMP, PUMP. Rari work out.

Poo is funny.

There's a Ziggy and a Zion (brothers, incidently) who make up Strathaven's junkie contingent. Both are looking well having had stints in the jile.

There's a journo/ presenter called Richard Quest. Dick Quest is probably the ultimate name.

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These: So peng it hurts.

Joined. A despicable old man. Probably a paedo and gay with Moleman.

SaltyTON was hilarious if he's the guy I think he is. Back when the reputation system was still anonymous I gave him a reddie for an entirely inoffensive post and a few others did the same just for the #bantz. He went properly apoplectic with rage. Like dangerously angry. It was loltastic.

He's literally obsessed with them. His wife left him during the height of the Sevco fiasco. He has nothing left.

f**k up. You go up to a dench rudie in Landan and say 'Wagwan?' and they'll say 'keepin it peng m9'. In other news; I've just realised that us DECE lads truly are the chosen ones and have been prophesied as such for thousands of years: C. Harris is a figurehead of DECE culture. This is fact. What does C. Harris do? He creates sick mixes to be used for crunking with solid #9s. He is one of us and therefore our friend. Or our m9, as you may more commonly refer. Now let's rewind a few thousand years to the birth of Romulus and REEMus and the birth of Rome and the Roman Empire. They built the roads. They made the aquaducts. They cultivated fine wine. They had their own numerical system. Now watch this. We use 9 in m9. The Roman numeral for 9 is IX. Combine the two. MIX. That's right lads; C. Harris and his sick mixes were destined to make us DECE. We stand at the apex of time.

#zwolle

I'm going to throw Mcfly's 'Stargirl' into the ring as well. #releasethedece #quenchthedench

I think I prefer the unadulterated SCENES of the celebrations over the actual goal.

#Dece

Just make sure you don't make the effort to go to Broome whilst in WA. It's made out to be a big deal but I lived and worked there, albeit offshore for the majority, but honestly doubt I've been anywhere so boring.