Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 Some Fifer you are. Get it done you considerate b*****d. I often wonder if constantly trying to be a good c**t would balance the scales with just being a complete fanny sometimes. Opposite ends of the spectrum but there's a very fine line separating the two. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 Does anyone ever get in the type of mood when they just can't be bothered with people making big deals out of trivial situations and want to seriously rip them to bits about it but can't do so due to an overbearing sense of decency? Work, Andy? Sounds a hell of a lot like work to me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 Work, Andy? Sounds a hell of a lot like work to me. Nah Dunc, just in general. I know I'm being dramatic but when those situations arise, everything inside me is screaming for me to tell the folk to get a fucking grip but 90% of the time I can't do it. I then feel false but comfort myself with the fact that the majority of human beings are false in this respect due to the learned state of trying to be polite. Simplified, I wish everyone would just tell it like it is without social conscience holding them back. It'd be fucked up for a while like but it'd soon sort itself out I reckon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 (edited) Nah Dunc, just in general. I know I'm being dramatic but when those situations arise, everything inside me is screaming for me to tell the folk to get a fucking grip but 90% of the time I can't do it. I then feel false but comfort myself with the fact that the majority of human beings are false in this respect due to the learned state of trying to be polite. Simplified, I wish everyone would just tell it like it is without social conscience holding them back. It'd be fucked up for a while like but it'd soon sort itself out I reckon. Sometimes cunts just need telt. There you go I can be deep and meaningful at times. Edit: That was actually written on a fortune cookie I mugged of some gran in Kirkcaldy. Edited October 27, 2010 by Jimmy85 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 Got e-mailed this: Dangers of beer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 Does anyone ever get in the type of mood when they just can't be bothered with people making big deals out of trivial situations and want to seriously rip them to bits about it but can't do so due to an overbearing sense of decency? I often wonder if constantly trying to be a good c**t would balance the scales with just being a complete fanny sometimes. Opposite ends of the spectrum but there's a very fine line separating the two. Nah Dunc, just in general. I know I'm being dramatic but when those situations arise, everything inside me is screaming for me to tell the folk to get a fucking grip but 90% of the time I can't do it. I then feel false but comfort myself with the fact that the majority of human beings are false in this respect due to the learned state of trying to be polite. Simplified, I wish everyone would just tell it like it is without social conscience holding them back. It'd be fucked up for a while like but it'd soon sort itself out I reckon. You're such a nice bloke. Just for once come to the Monster side of that line. It's hectic and disturbing, yet somehow cathartic. There's no satisfaction like witnessing the face of an absolute dickhead when you tell them vociferously that they're an absolute dickhead. To their face. In broad daylight. Loudly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 (edited) Turns out I was in the same changing room as Brian Ahern today. Can't believe I didn't recognise him Edited October 28, 2010 by Milevskiy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted October 28, 2010 Author Share Posted October 28, 2010 Go to Google maps, get directions from Japan to China and look at instruction number 43 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 Go to Google maps, get directions from Japan to China and look at instruction number 43 Planning a holiday? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 Go to Google maps, get directions from Japan to China and look at instruction number 43 ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 Go to Google maps, get directions from Japan to China and look at instruction number 43 That is a long way to do it Nice find 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 been to see the stop smoking nursey today, nov 15th is gonna be a complete bitch of a day 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrgirl Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 Go to Google maps, get directions from Japan to China and look at instruction number 43 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted October 29, 2010 Share Posted October 29, 2010 Go to Google maps, get directions from Japan to China and look at instruction number 43 Brilliant G_Man. Think yourself bloody lucky, however, that you didn't want to start in USA and stop off in Japan first. (Step 44) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted October 29, 2010 Share Posted October 29, 2010 Can't be bothered with the gym but I know I'll feel good afterwards. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted October 29, 2010 Share Posted October 29, 2010 Can't be bothered with the gym but I know I'll feel good afterwards. Just do some press ups into your avatar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick_BCFC Posted October 29, 2010 Share Posted October 29, 2010 Can't be bothered with the gym but I know I'll feel good afterwards. Do you take AdLib with you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted October 29, 2010 Share Posted October 29, 2010 Do you take AdLib with you? No, I always just go myself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajpelt Posted October 29, 2010 Share Posted October 29, 2010 No, I always just go myself. Some set of Jeffs on yer ex-mort. Well played. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Stuart. Posted October 29, 2010 Share Posted October 29, 2010 I prefer using womens shower gel rather than mens. Am I gay? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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