weirdcal Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 Just added to the collection 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 Just added to the collection image.jpg You do realise that says ' my arm smells of fish'? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBairn1876 Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 Just a couple of things. 1. Got a job interview on Friday for a full time job finally, hope I nail it but slightly shitting it as well. 2. Thinking about cutting my hair, had it long for about 4 years now and I think it's best that I cut it now but I'm adamant that I don't suit short hair, thinking about going for it anyway, the long hair is starting to piss me off now. That's all P&B, have a swell day today! Don't do it man, keep it long, fight the long-haired guys corner! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tryfield Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 One of the best junk emails yet. I never even tried the link, think it's Ugandan. BABE... i guess your not getting any of my email huh? ive beentryign to email u so many times but this dam laptop is such a piece ofgarbage and keeps freezing.. anyways how u been? In case u dont know who this is its ME Adriana.. we used to chat a bit on facebook and thenI think u deleted me haha.. anyways guess what... I got 2 things totell u.. both good news.. 1) im single now.. yup me and my bf broke upabout 3 months ago... and 2) guess where im moving? RIGHT EFFING NEARU.. lol... ur actually the only person im gonna know there.. well 3cousins too but i cant chill with them lol..I remember when we chatted u told me u thought i was cute and u wanted to chill so now we finallycan HAHA! im kinda scared to move.. im hoping this email addy is stillthe one you use and u can chat with me ebfore i get there.. maybe evenhelp me move my shit in...are u still on facebook? i cudnt find ui wassoo confused...anyways im gonna need someone to show me the town andtake me out so u better be around bebe...we only chatted a couple times but i remember thinking to myself i wanted to get ot know ubetter when i was single..a nd i thoguth u were cute too but cudnttell u cause i wasnt single lol...ok so more info about me.. well im23.. virgo.. love the outdoors and love to socialize, go out fordrinks, restaurants, movies etc.. travel.. i have a lil kitty namedBOO and i luv her to death... uhhh oh im a super horny gurl too butevery gurl is they just wont admit it. so ilove watching p0rn and allthat.. love sex etc blah blah blah...who doesnt..I really hope we get a chance to chat for a bit either online or on the fone before i getthere enxt week.. i hope u remmeber me and still wanna chill and arentmarried yet lol.. OH YA also.. i need to find a job when i get there..do u have any hookups or know anybody hiring? id LOVE to work in a baror osmehting like that...really anythgin cause my current job is funand all.. and technically i CUD keep doign it but i want a change.. icurrently work from home and well thats cool but i need ot be outmeeting people.. oh wait. i dont think i ever actually told u what idid? hmm shud i......???? ok WELLLL... and dont get all weirded outon me.. i work on a webcam chat community site and i get paid to chatwith people and get naked HHAHA... BOMB right ? I KNOW.. like ifigure iim horny anyways why not get paid to chat with people and playwith myself heheh...anyways i hope u dont look down on that and NOTHATS NOT WHY IM CONTACTING U RELAX URSELF lol... i actually need helponce i move and i remembered u live there so im reaching out....like isaid before this computer is a complete piece of CRAP and freezes NONSTOP.. ive tried ot send this email to u maybe 3 times already and imhopign this time i can hit SEND before i run into trouble lol..ANYWAYS.. heres the deal....every month natalie (my boss) gives eachof us 3 VIP codes to give out to whoever we want.. so with this code ucan lgoin to watch me at work for free and dont have to pay likeeveryone else... the only way i can give u one of the codes (so we canchat) is if you absolutey DO NOT give it out to anyone else and u ONLYUSE IT FOR URSELF... i only get 3 a month and she gets pissed if morethan 3 people use them so DONT SHARE IT MISTER... i figured u cudalways email me back instead but my email account doesnt even let melogin half the time.. so the bets palce ot chat me is my chat room...if theres anyone else logged in when u sign in ill boot them out.. butremember DONT SHARE THIS PASSWORD PLEASE BABE IM BEGGING U.. I TRUSTU... im online most of the day now to try and save money for my move..also since im in such a huge debt already form my student loan Ireally thingk we need to chat before i get there and make sure u evernremember me hahha.. anyways ive rambled on and on now and ur probablysoooo annnoyed with me so ill stop now.. im gonna go start work.. ireally hope u come chat me. it wud make my day and releive a lot of mystress about the move... REALLY i mean that....anyways once i see u ininsdie ill shoot u myc ell number and u can gimme yours.. if u dontwanna come chat i understand but its really the only palce to find menow days.. if u email me abck ill probably get it once i get thereafter my internet is setup so about 2-3 weeks fomr now.. but im hopignto see u in my chat room.. rmemeber its 100% free with this code imgonna give u.. just DONT GIVE IT OUT OR ILL KICK U IN THE BALLSINSTEAD OF LICK U IN THE BALLS WHEN IS EE U hahahahha...k babe im outfor now... chat ya soon.. kisses xoxo AdrianaFREE VIP BYPASS LINK ---> HTTP://adrianaboobs.dp.ua 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davis Love III Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 One of the best junk emails yet. I never even tried the link, think it's Ugandan. I know her. Fine girl from a lovely family background. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Oooft. That must have been some night oot. Just date night with zens maw ( had to do a maw joke, it's the law) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Kerching.. Royalties from Prince Charming and Stand and Deliver still rolling in I presume...? ETA...Best of luck wi the interview.... Eric, I now have a picture in my mind of you as a young glam rock fan......... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrcat1990 Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Dear P&B. I have haemorrhoids. They suck. Regards. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Fear not, there's piles worse things in life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev23 Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 One of the best junk emails yet. I never even tried the link, think it's Ugandan. . just DONT GIVE IT OUT OR ILL KICK U IN THE BALLS INSTEAD OF LICK U IN THE BALLS WHEN IS EE U hahahahha...k babe im out :lol: You're in mate. Probably best to send her a few grand as well. Don't want to lose contact again because she is cute, single and horny 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supras Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-22559526#TWEET758288 Pretty funny. Part of me hopes they do this to all politicians. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Seen this on Twitter. This girl's never really come across as being that thick. But f**k me, how can you fail Int 2 English, twice? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hazzi Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 (edited) My French flatmate moved out today. He was one of the most arrogant, vengeful people I've ever met and I had a bad falling out with him and didn't speak with him for the final 2 months of the lease. But despite that, he was a good guy at heart, I got on well with him most of the time. Being a religious 3rd year French boy who barely spoke a word of English to begin with, he just had absolutely no idea what to expect living with a load of Scottish 1st year students. ps. It felt a lot like a Sunday. pss I completed that ridiculously hard mini-aeroplane San Andreas mission the other day for the first time in my life. Felt quality. Edited May 16, 2013 by hazzi 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Noticed this shop on woodlands road today, not good or even ok but decent sweets... That all sells kebabs and pizzas 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superwellfan Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Noticed this shop on woodlands road today, not good or even ok but decent sweets... That all sells kebabs and pizzas ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1368743447.329524.jpg There's a kebab shop just off Buchanan Street called Best Kebab. It has most certainly the worst kebab I've ever tasted Bistro Kebab is where every self respecting man should head to in Glasgow 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Seen this on Twitter. This girl's never really come across as being that thick. But f**k me, how can you fail Int 2 English, twice? Saw this on Twitter.* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Browni Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Seen this on Twitter. This girl's never really come across as being that thick. But f**k me, how can you fail Int 2 English, twice? How does "It'll be the fourth year in a row" relate to twice? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBairn1876 Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 How does "It'll be the fourth year in a row" relate to twice? Easily. Fail at 1st attempt, fail at 2nd attempt, she's currently trying it for a third time, and if she fails she'll need to do it a 4th time. You her Dad or something? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest honestrae95 Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Aye, Higher essays are out of 25. English is easy for some, hard for others. I personally found English pretty simple and the whole 'you have to read lots of books to get an A' a load of rubbish. Reading newspapers does help though. I got two 17s in my essays and 43 out of 50 in the close reading. Patched Advanced English though, didnt need it for my conditional to do Law at Glasgow. Aye, basically exactly my viewpoint that if you just get good enough at close reading you'll get an A easy. Although its boring as f**k, I was actually decent at English. Bizarrely, I'm fairly positive I also got two 17's and 43 out of 50! Get ready for Law btw, I met a guy in my first week at Glasgow who was doing Law and he had a list of 11 books to get for the course! (Although maybe he didn't have a clue what he was doing!) Great, I am absolutely buzzing for Uni now...(I still am actually!) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrfields_Largs Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Noticed this shop on woodlands road today, not good or even ok but decent sweets... That all sells kebabs and pizzas ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1368743447.329524.jpg There's a kebab shop just off Buchanan Street called Best Kebab. It has most certainly the worst kebab I've ever tasted Bistro Kebab is where every self respecting man should head to in Glasgow ^^ this. Best Kebab is fucking awful, especially that rotten bolognaise style sauce you get instead of chilli sauce 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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