thehoss Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Paying lassies compliments for any other reason than your hole is just creepy. What branch of Tesco was it? If you're not staking it out, then I am! Sloppy seconds IMO : ) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehoss Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 What the f**k is wrong with you people? Which part? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 ^^^only speaks to women in "trying to get laid mode" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 What the f**k is wrong with you people? that's what I'm trying to find out! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 What the f**k is wrong with you people? Just curious about a guy who fell in love with a girl in a wheelchair. BTW a hot girl in a wheelchair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Just curious about a guy who fell in love with a girl in a wheelchair. BTW a hot girl in a wheelchair. oh FFS! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehoss Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Just curious about a guy who fell in love with a girl in a wheelchair. BTW a hot girl in a wheelchair. I'm not sure what we are supposed to have done wrong here. Guy likes girl, all the posts have been positive. Nice one etc I don't thing a hot girl in a wheelchair is news though. Why the hell not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 that's what I'm trying to find out! Wait the now - you said the only reason you didn't make a move was because you couldn't think of a line. That means that, if you had been able to think of a line, you would have went for it. You randy wee b*****d, sjc! At lease you didn't panic and utter something about melons. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Capsule Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Just curious about a guy who fell in love with a girl in a wheelchair. BTW a hot girl in a wheelchair. HOT WHEELS LEAD THE WAY! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehoss Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 oh FFS! Anyway couple questions. Is it your local tesco? Ever noticed her before? When was the last time you told a girl she was a stunner just because? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 As long as there is plenty tread on the tyres, these women can be high maintenance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehoss Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Wait the now - you said the only reason you didn't make a move was because you couldn't think of a line. That means that, if you had been able to think of a line, you would have went for it. You randy wee b*****d, sjc! At lease you didn't panic and utter something about melons. There was no way he was just doing it to be nice! Laying the groundwork for next weeks shopping trip. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Anyway couple questions. Is it your local tesco? Ever noticed her before? When was the last time you told a girl she was a stunner just because? Yes. No. Probably a couple of weeks ago in Doctors one Saturday afternoon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehoss Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Yes. No. Probably a couple of weeks ago in Doctors one Saturday afternoon. A couple weeks ago! Some sort of Casanova eh! Good on ye. You ever wonder why the ugly guy in the club pulls the decent lass, cause he's got nothing to lose. Well done sjc. Your an example to us all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 A couple weeks ago! Some sort of Casanova eh! Good on ye. You ever wonder why the ugly guy in the club pulls the decent lass, cause he's got nothing to lose. Well done sjc. Your an example to us all. such an assumption! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 I could never chat up a lassie in the fruit and veg aisle - I'd be intimidated by the cucumbers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehoss Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 such an assumption! No, I was giving an example. You assumed I was making a statement : ) The fact she didn't throw her melons in your face is testament to your success in operation tail wrangle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehoss Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 I could never chat up a lassie in the fruit and veg aisle - I'd be intimidated by the cucumbers. Don't they do half cucumbers?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Don't they do half cucumbers?! Baby carrots. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehoss Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Baby carrots. Lmao. : ) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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