Lisa Cuddy Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Just found out the post in the Renal ward(where I'm on placement) has been re advertised,application fired off again,hopefully I get another interview! The strange thing was, my charge nurse, the one who interviewed me for my previous application, in which I didn't do too well in the interview, pulled me aside at work yesterday and was giving me a little advice about interview techniques Excellent! Hope it goes well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 My ideal placement would be about 2 cm inside a nude Catriona Shearer. Fixed that for you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Fixed that for you. Ooft Max Clifford "micro penis" there! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 That's a bit generous tbh. But thanks anyway. Not what Catriona Shearer would be saying in this situation imho 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 She should be grateful for the opportunity. Fair point, well made. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mantis Toboggan Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6AN--6wz_c 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Got in to work on time as usual. Very productive morning during which I really applied myself and got a lot of good work done. I should point out though that the work I was doing this morning was doing an application form for a job I saw online in Aberdeen. I plan to finish the form tomorrow morning. It's very in depth and requires between 500-1400 words per answer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Got in to work on time as usual. Very productive morning during which I really applied myself and got a lot of good work done. I should point out though that the work I was doing this morning was doing an application form for a job I saw online in Aberdeen. I plan to finish the form tomorrow morning. It's very in depth and requires between 500-1400 words per answer. Does it say that or is that your understanding? I can't imagine recruiters wanting to wade through that much shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 It has a word limit for each question. It states a minimum of 300/400 words per answer and a maximum of 1300/1400. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 It has a word limit for each question. It states a minimum of 300/400 words per answer and a maximum of 1300/1400. Are you sure it's not 300/400 characters? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 How many fucking words meaning pineapple are there? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 It has a word limit for each question. It states a minimum of 300/400 words per answer and a maximum of 1300/1400. If I see someone had written that much I wouldn't even read it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 (edited) If I see someone had written that much I wouldn't even read it.We had to do this "Positive Selection" pish in the work. Basically this means answering a series of questions and getting marked on them. The lowest scorers would then be "found" other jobs within the company. This makes management feel better about shafting folk into jobs they don't want as it's up to the individuals answering the questions about their work rather than them just picking folk.The answers to the questions were to be no more than 300 words long, so I made sure mine were no more than 275 just to keep it concise. After it was all done and dusted I asked my gaffer for feedback on my answers. I was told that I'd answered the questions perfectly, but the only slight gripe HR had was my answers were too long. I honestly couldn't have done them in fewer words without failing to answer them properly. Edited March 27, 2014 by KnightswoodBear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zanetti Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 Organising my trip back to the UK with my dog and instead of forking out the 400-500 BA asks to put an animal on as cargo I've decided to do Malaga to Bilbao on the train, Bilbao to Portsmouth on the ferry then Portsmouth to Glasgow is some as yet unknown fashion. The first two parts are less than 200 combined, and I'm strangely excited at the prospect of this journey. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 I've always loves getting the train when traveling about 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slim Charles Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 throbber is one of the best posters on here atm. Always end up creased at his posts. A good c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 throbber is one of the best posters on here atm. Always end up creased at his posts. A good c**t. You're fooling absolutely no-one champ. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 I've always loves getting the train when traveling about It's truly the civilised way to travel, when affordable. The California Zephyr service is by far the best in the world, despite Amtrak's Scotrail-esque incompetence they still cover the best rolling tour of the US on offer. Chicago-San Francisco remains by far the best trip I've ever taken. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slim Charles Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 You're fooling absolutely no-one champ. Come again? I'm not trying to fool anybody. Everybody already knows who I am/was. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superwellfan Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 Zooey Deschanel is wanting to stop breaking my heart in (500) Days Of Summer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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