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Fucking hell :blink: I get the impression that they had me laid out like yon laddie with the flip-top head from the old toothbrush ads.

Kinda glad they didn't give me the option to be awake for that. Although I'm feeling more and more violated as this conversation continues.

It wasn't sore it was uncomfortable. Pain has went away a bit today. So will just need to man up and get on with it.

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Yeah your right, was disgusting to see i don't think i have ever seen a dirty needle just lying about willy nilly, a child or a dog could easily have picked it up its in a pretty public place so think i did the right thing. Doubt i would ever take heroin

Haven't you ever heard of recycling? You should have found diabetic or a junkie to give it to. Waster.

#savetheplanet

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I saw it and told the mrs as we were walking off then we both were like "We should do something about it surely?" then walked back and put it in the bin ensuring i didn't touch the needle end. Would it definitely have been used for heroin or could it have been to do with diabetes? Was hard to tell from one glance and i didn't take a picture. It was on bonnington road so i would have said heroin was the most likely. Good deed done for the day and now having a beer

Bonnington Road, definitely junkie territory
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My kids are watching 'Grandpa in my Pocket' on CBeebies. For those who don't know, its a programme staring James Bolam as Grandpa. Everyone loves Grandpa and he has magical powers to shrink when he wears his hat. Once he is shrunk he can drive toy cars and fly model airplanes. I have to admit to being rather skeptical that he can achieve this by driving a toy car with no engine however.

Not for the first time in recent weeks, the BBC will be questioned over the authenticity of their output I am sure.

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Where do you think local restaurants get all their Roo meat from? Seriously though it's tragic, you get used to seeing road kill on some Australian country roads but I've never seen as much as on this trip.

Jeebus - I'd have thought a kangaroo would take the car out too :unsure:

Are they tasty? We had some Kangaroo steaks a while back ("farmed in Germany :lol: ), but I can't remember a thing about them. And I'm guessing that Teutonic Roo wouldn't be a patch on something cooked up by a tough, burly backpacker murderer denizen of the magnificent Antipodes.

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Yeah your right, was disgusting to see i don't think i have ever seen a dirty needle just lying about willy nilly, a child or a dog could easily have picked it up its in a pretty public place so think i did the right thing. Doubt i would ever take heroin

I'm guessing the bin guys expect (and find) needles in pretty much everything, so you still get good guy points. Hopefully the wife was suitably appreciative.

Can I have your share of the heroin if my appendix bursts again?

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Just did the shopping, and I was genuinely stunned to see that the Christmas puddings are out, to the point that I had to spend a few seconds working out what month it was in my head. I'm not complaining, I'm just amazed at how feeble my brain is these days :wacko:

On the plus side, the mini-stollen are back in at Lidl. Thinking of changing my username to 'BigMorbidlyObeseTabbyDave'.

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The thing is the needle and syringe was right next to a biffa bin - surely if your that close to one you will just put it in the bin after injection rather than leave it on the road?

Yeah, but think about how many times you've seen people drop litter right next to a bin. Some folk just seem to take prompts to thoughtful behaviour as a challenge. And if you're injecting smack, I doubt community safety is high on your list of priorities :lol:

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The thing is the needle and syringe was right next to a biffa bin - surely if your that close to one you will just put it in the bin after injection rather than leave it on the road?

They probably thought about putting it in the bin, then worried about the bin men getting hurt like any decent person would.

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Let's not be rushan into the cheese-based puns again. They never turn out very gouda and it's driving me emmental.

Edit: Fulham have been managing to make Al Fayed seem like the world's greatest chairman since he left.

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I'm going away for a week tomorrow for work (well 5 days). In my car to do, I've got 2 small suitcases, I rucksack and 2 laptop bags worth of stuff. Think I might be going a bit over the top, albeit I cannae be arsed sitting and going out in shirt and smart wear after work ends. I'm going casual as f**k!!

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I have been up since 6am yesterday, was on a twelve hour nightshift until 10am and came home to an unwell baby.

I'm currently struggling to type, like Ed Harris at the end of "The Abyss", but i'm determined to get my body clock back for tomorrows dayshift.

Edited by Bobby Skidmarks
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I have been up since 6am yesterday, was on a twelve hour nightshift until 10am and came home to an unwell baby.

I'm currently struggling to type, like Ed Harris at the end of "The Abyss", but i'm determined to get my body clock back for tomorrows dayshift.

Hope the wee ones alright...

Caffeine is your friend here,

Make a strong espresso, knock it back then lie down & close your eyes for 20 mins, when you get up you will feel a wee bit refreshed, then the caffeine will kick in.

Cocaine works too.

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I have been up since 6am yesterday, was on a twelve hour nightshift until 10am and came home to an unwell baby.

I'm currently struggling to type, like Ed Harris at the end of "The Abyss", but i'm determined to get my body clock back for tomorrows dayshift.

Oh hell, don't fight it anymore! The post-nights insomnia will kick in before long. Give up now!

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Went to the Dundee derby today. The utter seethe from the Dundee fans was most amusing especially this old fucker sitting in front of me who, just after Dundee's goal at the end stood up and shouted, "yes ya fucking dirty Arab basturts". He must have been well into his 70s.

Fairmuir Loyal?
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Jeebus - I'd have thought a kangaroo would take the car out too :unsure:

Are they tasty? We had some Kangaroo steaks a while back ("farmed in Germany :lol: ), but I can't remember a thing about them. And I'm guessing that Teutonic Roo wouldn't be a patch on something cooked up by a tough, burly backpacker murderer denizen of the magnificent Antipodes.

A roo can do some damage to a car but they mostly lose. Roo meat is no bad, gamey and needs a rich sauce and a few glasses of red. It has almost no fat so good if cholesterol watching. Wouldn't rush out to buy any or order it in a restaurant though. Edited by Eednud
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