Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/29302031 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 (edited) Let's not be rushan into the cheese-based puns again. They never turn out very gouda and it's driving me emmental. Edit: Fulham have been managing to make Al Fayed seem like the world's greatest chairman since he left. Edited September 21, 2014 by BigFatTabbyDave 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 I'm going away for a week tomorrow for work (well 5 days). In my car to do, I've got 2 small suitcases, I rucksack and 2 laptop bags worth of stuff. Think I might be going a bit over the top, albeit I cannae be arsed sitting and going out in shirt and smart wear after work ends. I'm going casual as f**k!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 (edited) I have been up since 6am yesterday, was on a twelve hour nightshift until 10am and came home to an unwell baby. I'm currently struggling to type, like Ed Harris at the end of "The Abyss", but i'm determined to get my body clock back for tomorrows dayshift. Edited September 21, 2014 by Bobby Skidmarks 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 I have been up since 6am yesterday, was on a twelve hour nightshift until 10am and came home to an unwell baby. I'm currently struggling to type, like Ed Harris at the end of "The Abyss", but i'm determined to get my body clock back for tomorrows dayshift. Hope the wee ones alright...Caffeine is your friend here, Make a strong espresso, knock it back then lie down & close your eyes for 20 mins, when you get up you will feel a wee bit refreshed, then the caffeine will kick in. Cocaine works too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 I have been up since 6am yesterday, was on a twelve hour nightshift until 10am and came home to an unwell baby. I'm currently struggling to type, like Ed Harris at the end of "The Abyss", but i'm determined to get my body clock back for tomorrows dayshift. Oh hell, don't fight it anymore! The post-nights insomnia will kick in before long. Give up now! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 Starting a weeks work and I turn up a night early. Only hit me when I got there and there was no bus or other workers. Fud. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-29274792 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyerTon Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 Monkey business 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Went to the Dundee derby today. The utter seethe from the Dundee fans was most amusing especially this old fucker sitting in front of me who, just after Dundee's goal at the end stood up and shouted, "yes ya fucking dirty Arab basturts". He must have been well into his 70s.Fairmuir Loyal? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 (edited) Jeebus - I'd have thought a kangaroo would take the car out too Are they tasty? We had some Kangaroo steaks a while back ("farmed in Germany ), but I can't remember a thing about them. And I'm guessing that Teutonic Roo wouldn't be a patch on something cooked up by a tough, burly backpacker murderer denizen of the magnificent Antipodes. A roo can do some damage to a car but they mostly lose. Roo meat is no bad, gamey and needs a rich sauce and a few glasses of red. It has almost no fat so good if cholesterol watching. Wouldn't rush out to buy any or order it in a restaurant though. Edited September 22, 2014 by Eednud 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 I bought some roo burgers for the BBQ from Coles. They were bloody awful. It had nothing to do with my cooking! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 I bought some roo burgers for the BBQ from Coles. They were bloody awful. It had nothing to do with my cooking! They can't separate the tyre from the gristle 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Did you know wombat eat roots and leaves. Probably a few lucky P&B fowk do the same. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Did you know wombat eat roots and leaves. Probably a few lucky P&B fowk do the same.There's a joke about a koala and a prostitute similar to that, but it eats shoots and leaves. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 There's a joke about a koala and a prostitute similar to that, but it eats shoots and leaves. Forgot about that one. Have you ever heard a koala? They grunt like wild pigs. Not sure if that's before, during or after they shoot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Forgot about that one. Have you ever heard a koala? They grunt like wild pigs. Not sure if that's before, during or after they shoot.Sorry I'm not sure about the sex lives of koalas. Maybe more of an Adelaide thing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 I'm a bad person. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 I'm a bad person. Aren't we all, cherub. Come on, spill it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 In the Navy, they hog-tie you, smear your buttocks with Deep Heat and Vegemite then stick a rubber chicken up yer arse (allegedly), in the Navy, in the Navy... Clicky 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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