sjc Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Baked camembert and crusty bread for supper, it was good but I fear for my arteries. Good choice. Never mind the beer....a nice Optimo 10 Port would go fcuking fantastic with that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Good choice. Never mind the beer....a nice Optimo 10 Port would go fcuking fantastic with that. Stick it in a taxi sans sjc, I'll give you my critique later. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracowjambo Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 I fucked my back falling down a flight of stairs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Stick it in a taxi sans sjc, I'll give you my critique later. Nah mate, bring it round......I've got Asa & Katsumi here for company: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Nah mate, bring it round......I've got Asa & Katsumi here for company: This isn't my first rodeo dude, I fear I may end up with the one with the Adam's Apple. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 This isn't my first rodeo dude, I fear I may end up with the one with the Adam's Apple. Don't believe the P&B masses mate......I don't shag ladyboys. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Don't believe the P&B masses mate......I don't shag ladyboys. I do fear that there is about to be an aperture in the abode of some hornets. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 I do fear that there is about to be an aperture in the abode of some hornets. They shag you? No. (To both of the above) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 No. (To both of the above) What did I just say? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 The fucking nick of Stephen Hendry on the snooker the night. Trying to be some kind of snooker themed Bond villain. Is he not coming out of retirement? I'm sure I read that in the papers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 If nobody else is wanting them, stick them in a taxi to Dundee. Fcuk that.....but you can come round if you bring the french cheese. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Fcuk that.....but you can come round if you bring the french cheese. I'm told that he cultivates a runny brie about his person. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 I'm told that he cultivates a runny brie about his person. You had your chance to come round....you blew it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 You had your chance to come round....you blew it! As said earlier, I have already dipped my bread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 As said earlier, I have already dipped my bread. ^^^lacks stamina. Not in my brie I hope. If not bring it round. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Why do you keep books in a drawer? Books should be on a bookcase, arrayed in a manner to draw ooo's and ahhh's from people who peruse said books. I am devoid of bookcase, room to put a bookcase and desire to ever read any of them again, or even acknowledge that I read any of them in the first place. They did help me learn to use words like "devoid," so I suppose they're not bad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 Definitely understandable. Text him and congratulate him. Be the bigger man (it gives you a warm feeling in your belly). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 This just reminded me I never took the Stornaway black pudding out the freezer last night. Fúck sake. It'll defrost in no time if you follow my instructions. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 I'd have thought it would be a burst blood vessel from the meat that's currently hanging out your bumhole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 Ok I've just realised that the above post is fucking unacceptable for before 8am on a Sunday. I feel dirty. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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