broon-loon Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 Tell me how I become part of the clique on here please. Go for the booitsme7 aproach.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 This video: What tammy got for her boyfriend 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Joseph Stalin Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 Please stop mocking my girlfriend guys 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 Tell me how I become part of the clique on here please. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 New lassie in our work, a fair maiden indeed. Sitting with my earphones in, she approaches, I remove my earphones. "What are you listening to?" she asks... "Lighthouse family" She sniggered and walked away. Mortified. Should have been listening to The Smiths 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 My 4 year daughter currently has what can only be described as a bad dose of the farts! Trying to get her to be polite and keep them quiet, or at least say 'pardon me', whilst also get her to settle as it's past her bedtime. They're too frequent and increasing in volume though! I've gone from trying to be a disciplined parent to a pathetic giggling fool, which in-turn has only increased the bairn's giggling, awakeness and the effort being put into the farts! Paaarp! Giggles. Brief silence. Paaaaaarp!! Giggles. Brief silence. PAAAAARP!!! I'm genuinely lost in this situation and dunno what to do! Man up, show her what a real fart is 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 My 4 year daughter currently has what can only be described as a bad dose of the farts! Trying to get her to be polite and keep them quiet, or at least say 'pardon me', whilst also get her to settle as it's past her bedtime. They're too frequent and increasing in volume though! I've gone from trying to be a disciplined parent to a pathetic giggling fool, which in-turn has only increased the bairn's giggling, awakeness and the effort being put into the farts! Paaarp! Giggles. Brief silence. Paaaaaarp!! Giggles. Brief silence. PAAAAARP!!! I'm genuinely lost in this situation and dunno what to do! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 Gif never worked 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 My 4 year daughter currently has what can only be described as a bad dose of the farts! Trying to get her to be polite and keep them quiet, or at least say 'pardon me', whilst also get her to settle as it's past her bedtime. They're too frequent and increasing in volume though! I've gone from trying to be a disciplined parent to a pathetic giggling fool, which in-turn has only increased the bairn's giggling, awakeness and the effort being put into the farts! Paaarp! Giggles. Brief silence. Paaaaaarp!! Giggles. Brief silence. PAAAAARP!!! I'm genuinely lost in this situation and dunno what to do! Buy her a kite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 Please stop mocking my girlfriend guysWhat do you mean...your girlfriend? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 My 4 year daughter currently has what can only be described as a bad dose of the farts! Trying to get her to be polite and keep them quiet, or at least say 'pardon me', whilst also get her to settle as it's past her bedtime. They're too frequent and increasing in volume though! I've gone from trying to be a disciplined parent to a pathetic giggling fool, which in-turn has only increased the bairn's giggling, awakeness and the effort being put into the farts! Paaarp! Giggles. Brief silence. Paaaaaarp!! Giggles. Brief silence. PAAAAARP!!! I'm genuinely lost in this situation and dunno what to do! Teach her how to light them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForzaDundee Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 Should have been listening to The Smiths (500) Days of Summer is my favourite film. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 Dutch oven. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 Amuse yourselves: http://www.galagagame.net/galaga.php You utter b*****d! My youth revisited and addicted again! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMartyn86 Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 Amazon have emailed me to recommend - based on items I have previously purchased - Football Manager 2010 for the princely sum of £19.99. Or better still, Football Manager 2008 for £20.54. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 Even my gran kins I just hate Rangers and I'm not 'Celtic minded'. Thought she'd been reading PnB after I received that text there 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 Seems to me that she's playing bowls because Rangers got beat and she still thinks you're a Celtic fan. Like everybody else. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 Seems to me that she's playing bowls because Rangers got beat and she still thinks you're a Celtic fan. Like everybody else. I really should just stop trying to prove otherwise shouldn't I It's turned into an SJC/Ladyboy thing now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 I'd rather have sjc's ladyboy tag tbh. The tags debatable. But the point still stands. It's stuck Deeboy. Just gotta get on with it now and try not bite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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