Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 You are fucking terrible! I could have been worse, it might have been a weekly ticket. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 My mother has a weird ability to bring on epileptic fits in other bus passengers. I thought she was kidding, but I've been on the bus with her twice when it's happened. Not very pleasant for anyone, but probably just a coincidence. Probably. A strange addendum; one of the occasions involved a pregnant woman who was out with her last baby in its pram. While the poor lassie was unconscious and we were waiting for the ambulance to arrive, one of the other passengers wandered around making out like she knew the woman and was going to look after the bairn. It was only when the medics were carrying her off the bus and she came to that it became obvious she'd no idea who this other woman was Your Mum sounds like and Aunt of mine, are we related? I'm not a grief merchant (Clyde, not Liverpool), but I cannot get it out of my head. Decided to sleep in the living room as the old dear is up at the crack for work, but every time I close my eyes I see the guy on the floor on the woman hammering his chest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 Your Mum sounds like and Aunt of mine, are we related? I'm not a grief merchant (Clyde, not Liverpool), but I cannot get it out of my head. Decided to sleep in the living room as the old dear is up at the crack for work, but every time I close my eyes I see the guy on the floor on the woman hammering his chest. I was like that aswell, you're maybe feeling a bit more emotional because of the drink? It's just one of those things, used to read about folk dying every day in the paper and never even thought twice about it but after you actually see someone dying in real life right infront of you it really hits you hard. Just try your best to not think about it to much. It's hard but you'll be alright. I ended up appreciating life that wee but more after my experience. Hope you feel better soon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 Your Mum sounds like and Aunt of mine, are we related? I'm not a grief merchant (Clyde, not Liverpool), but I cannot get it out of my head. Decided to sleep in the living room as the old dear is up at the crack for work, but every time I close my eyes I see the guy on the floor on the woman hammering his chest. Hope you are ok, you must have got an awful fright. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 (edited) Great night out! Was chatted up by a Milf. Pulled a lassie. Met 2 birds from Prestonpans. Edited April 26, 2015 by SOL II 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 Great night out! Was chatted up by a Milf. Pulled a lassie. Met 2 birds from Prestonpans. Sounds like a good night. I'll be honest and say I'm absolutely slaughtered and should have gone home with some emo chick, but stayed loyal to my mate. More fool me!! I'm well pissed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Septentrional Wasp Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 Great night out! Met 2 birds from Prestonpans. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 Sounds like a good night. I'll be honest and say I'm absolutely slaughtered and should have gone home with some emo chick, but stayed loyal to my mate. More fool me!! I'm well pissed. Are you shagging your mate? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 I just took my annual look in the mirror, and I'm developing a mighty fine pair of tits. Think the wife's getting jealous. I'd post a pic, but I have a tattoo on my chest, so some posters may be turned off. That'd be the only reason, mind 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamdunk Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 I always find it a risk to use 'maw' jokes on someone you don't fully know for the first time (a new colleague for example). Usually it'll be fine but there's always the chance they'll take it badly or worse, the biggest fear, that their maw is dead. It's almost exhilirating. One of my pals at work mum died the other year and I occasionally accidentally do a mum joke to him. It's usually just blown over, but the impending feeling of doom as it slips out is pretty horrific. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 Hope you are ok, you must have got an awful fright. No as much as the cvnt on the floor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 Are you shagging your mate? Unfortunately for them, no. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 Discovered spottily yesterday and wonder why on earth it has taken us so long to get it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 Discovered spottily yesterday and wonder why on earth it has taken us so long to get it Don't do anything rash now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ginger Prince Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 Great night out! Was chatted up by a Milf. Pulled a lassie. Met 2 birds from Prestonpans. £10 that none of this happened. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 £10 that none of this happened. I'd personally put £100 on it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 My thoughts to What's the deal with girls from PrestonPans like??? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 I pulled a girl from Prestonpans about ten years ago, she was absolutely rancid. I also got an doing just outside the Prestonpans social club after a Stenny game once. Neither were related, but I'm not a massive fan of the place, for obvious reasons. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 I pulled a girl from Prestonpans about ten years ago, she was absolutely rancid. I also got an doing just outside the Prestonpans social club after a Stenny game once. Neither were related, but I'm not a massive fan of the place, for obvious reasons. SOmeone once showed me a photograph of your face after said doing. Or maybe it was a photo of the lassie you pulled in Prestonpans, either would make sense. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 SOmeone once showed me a photograph of your face after said doing. Or maybe it was a photo of the lassie you pulled in Prestonpans, either would make sense. Big head? Receding hairline? Aye, was probably her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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