DA Baracus Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 ^^^Any holes a goal type post Are you coming on to me? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 (edited) Are you coming on to me? Lol no I'm not, don't worry pal anyway, my arse wouldn't fit on your windowsill!! Edited June 13, 2015 by Redhead81 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 You're both on the same side The rules are the rules, boss. Those goat b*****ds are going to anthrax us, aren't they? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 I'm a deeply lonely man, so I purchased a masturbatory aid (see pictures below) online (from Love Honey). It arrived today. I know the hole looks tiny, and I had reservations when I opened the package. However, it's VERY flexible and with lashings of lube accepted my smashing boaby. Already had a couple of blasts today. The instructions state you should let it dry naturally, so I left it on my windowsill to catch the sun. 2015-06-13 21.05.37.jpg 2015-06-13 21.05.56.jpg Interesting viewing material you've chosen for breaking it in with. BTW, I love the phrase "smashing boaby" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 Lol no I'm not, don't worry pal anyway, my arse wouldn't fit on your windowsill!! It's a decent sized windowsill. And I'm sure your arse is small anyway 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 The rules are the rules, boss. Those goat b*****ds are going to anthrax us, aren't they? Not if you anthrax them first.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 Interesting viewing material you've chosen for breaking it in with. BTW, I love the phrase "smashing boaby" Nah I never smashed one out to Pantera. 'Smashing boaby' is indeed a great phrase 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 Wanking to thrash metal?? Try and keep the pace.. Haha 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 Wanking to thrash metal?? Try and keep the pace.. Haha Definitely thrashing something out.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 It's a decent sized windowsill. And I'm sure your arse is small anyway You have earned yourself a reputation point for the arse comment! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 Wanking to thrash metal?? Try and keep the pace.. Haha Just don't try it while reading the Daily Mail. Angriest w**k ever. You'd rip your cock off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 Not if you anthrax them first.. Back on the thrash metal again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerrdavidson95 Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 Started an eight day course for GMDSS (Global Maritime Distress Safety System), in what can really only be viewed as a mind-numbingly boring course which will give me a certificate to hold a push-to-talk button on a radio. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 Started an eight day course for GMDSS (Global Maritime Distress Safety System), in what can really only be viewed as a mind-numbingly boring course which will give me a certificate to hold a push-to-talk button on a radio. OVER. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerrdavidson95 Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 Started an eight day course for GMDSS (Global Maritime Distress Safety System), in what can really only be viewed as a mind-numbingly boring course which will give me a certificate to hold a push-to-talk button on a radio. OVER. If I was inviting response, I would've said OVER. Over. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 Back on the thrash metal again. I wouldn't classify Pantera as thrash metal 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 Started an eight day course for GMDSS (Global Maritime Distress Safety System), in what can really only be viewed as a mind-numbingly boring course which will give me a certificate to hold a push-to-talk button on a radio. Are you sure that they make everyone else study for eight days? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 If I was inviting response, I would've said OVER. Over. 10-4 good buddy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 I wouldn't classify Pantera as thrash metal No, neither did I, back in the day. Not sure what I did think of them as - just heavy metal, I guess. What's your suggestion? Happy hardcore? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 No, neither did I, back in the day. Not sure what I did think of them as - just heavy metal, I guess. What's your suggestion? Happy hardcore? Groove metal perhaps? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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