Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 TRS the Perthshire Ray Charles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 At least they didn't shite in it.They might've. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 I missed my train back home. I don't have my contact lens case or solution with me. Is it safe to sleep with them on?Yes, as long as you keep your eyes open. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamdunk Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 It's that time of year again, my usual sandwich shop is shut for holiday, so I head to La Baguette for the tuesday pannini 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerrdavidson95 Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Our four ships are docked together for the first time in Bergen and I feel slightly aggrieved that I'm not there. Instead I'm stuck at college revising. And it's sunny in Bergen today, which never normally happens. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
port-ton Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 In one of those pondering moments everyone has, the realisation suddenly hit me that in the 21st century the existence of forbidden swear words are absolutely ridiculous. Words like shit. The meaning of the word shit isn't offensive, it either means something isn't good or its a bodily function, so its only the word itself that is offensive, but why? Other than we have all been brought up to think swear words are bad. In this day and age for us to still be offended by words like that just because they are words we have been told from a young age are bad words is hilariously tragic for a species as evolved as ours. Clarification* I know not everyone is offended by swear words, but when you still have things like the watershed on TV and teaching kids not say bad words then the problem is still a huge one and must be stopped at all costs or else we will go the same way as the dinosaurs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Our four ships are docked together for the first time in Bergen and I feel slightly aggrieved that I'm not there. Instead I'm stuck at college revising. And it's sunny in Bergen today, which never normally happens. So that's where SJC is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airdrie Onions Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 In one of those pondering moments everyone has, the realisation suddenly hit me that in the 21st century the existence of forbidden swear words are absolutely ridiculous. Words like shit. The meaning of the word shit isn't offensive, it either means something isn't good or its a bodily function, so its only the word itself that is offensive, but why? Other than we have all been brought up to think swear words are bad. In this day and age for us to still be offended by words like that just because they are words we have been told from a young age are bad words is hilariously tragic for a species as evolved as ours. Clarification* I know not everyone is offended by swear words, but when you still have things like the watershed on TV and teaching kids not say bad words then the problem is still a huge one and must be stopped at all costs or else we will go the same way as the dinosaurs. Agreed, it's funny on these news shows when someone swears and then the presenter apologises like f**k. Get a grip 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 We need some new swear words. ***************** ya daft ** 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Primark security guard 'removes baby from woman's breast' Claims a Primark security guard removed a woman's baby while she was breastfeeding and ordered her to leave the store are being investigated by police. Caroline Starmer said on Facebook the security guard at the Leicester store told her if she wanted her daughter "I was to come and get her". http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-33520970 Primark breastfeeding assault woman summoned to court for "intent to pervert the course of public justice". http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-33687420 The Facebook mummy brigade will be livid to see they're banned from discussing the case online. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 If they phone and demand you pay it back threaten to cancel, threaten report them to the ombudsman and raise a complaint. It's amazing how quickly they'll leave you alone when they think they'll lose business. I work for a bank and what you say is not really true. You get people threatening to close their accounts everyday and I can assure you that although yes, the bank will log a complaint, losing a customer who's deep into their overdraft is no huge loss. Shite way to look at things but it's the truth. As for Throbber predicament. The bank are correct in saying that it's only the sort code and account number that matters, everything else is just for reference. If Throbber came out from the outset and claimed the money was sent to him correctly that would be the end of it. No way to prove that you haven't just sent someone cash and them changed your mind. You're basically covered for f**k all if you transfer cash online. Had to deal with a customer who transferred £2500 to someone for shares and it turned out to be a scam. Felt awful for the poor sod when I explained there was really nothing that can be done about it by the bank. Well I didn't feel awful at all but you get the picture. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Sporting Lisbon not happy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 you get the picture.Yes, we see... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyerTon Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Have you ever had a gull steal your sandwich? Whenever I see them making an aerial dive bomb on someones chits, it tends to not be blokes they target, as could be confirmed on the link below: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3175036/Now-seagulls-cunning-Packs-birds-target-women-develop-new-tactics-steal-lunch.html 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 A peacock stole my gran's ice cream once. Just sidled up behind her, stuck it's whole face right in the cone, then danced about in front of the other peacocks like it just wanted to give everyone a laugh. They didn't look impressed; bunch of miserable Mardi Gras chickens. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyerTon Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Pelican v Seagull 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 My back is gubbed so I'm self medicating with whisky 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 My back is gubbed so I'm self medicating with whisky Would I still be a "try hard" if I said I hope it gets better soon? Keep going with the whisky tho 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 I'll happily accept any sympathy that comes my way. 57% Talisker FTW 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Pelican v Seagull Mine? ('mon the Gulls!) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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