Romeo Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 What is that meant to be? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 14 minutes ago, Rugster said: Pfft. That's practically haute cuisine compared to this offering the wife had when she was in having the baby. Looks like something Smudger has brought in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Rugster Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 12 minutes ago, Romeo said: What is that meant to be? Broccoli and cheese sauce with boiled potatoes and carrots. Except they forgot the potatoes, the carrots, and about 2/3rds of the Broccoli by the look of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 8 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: Looks like something Smudger has brought up. FTFY. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 What is that meant to be? I had a bout of food poisoning on Monday. It reminds me of what I was spewing up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 38 minutes ago, Romeo said: Mrs Romeo's hospital lunch. 35 minutes ago, Rugster said: Pfft. That's practically haute cuisine compared to this offering the wife had when she was in having the baby. The P&B fake bake off for this pish. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 You're not having another child are you Romeo? Not to my knowledge throbber. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 Pfft. That's practically haute cuisine compared to this offering the wife had when she was in having the baby. Raigmore is shocking for food. You'd have been better off wheeling her to Brewers Fayre. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 15 minutes ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: Raigmore is shocking for food. You'd have been better off wheeling her to Brewers Fayre. Yeah it was the absolute pits. Maternity unit and care was absolutely fantastic, but the food was deplorable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityDave Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 (edited) 17 minutes ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: Raigmore is shocking for food. You'd have been better off wheeling her to Brewers Fayre. And for many years the food at Raigmore Hospital in the canteen at the back was absolutely brilliant, a league above any other hospital I've visited and easily above the nearby Dobies. I used to go over there often a few years back because our own canteen was very very poor. But I didn't mind spending a little bit more because you knew you were getting quality. What happened?, I went to the hospital canteen a couple of weeks ago having not been in a couple of years expecting top drawer scran and what I got was something similar to the Tescos or Asda's own limp microwave meals and for the same price as it was when the food was cooked and prepared in the kitchen. Probably better with Brewer's Fayre, not been over there for a while, might try again. Edited September 29, 2016 by CityDave 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 The women who served me at the till in B&M in Dundee (in the Wellgate) on Saturday had a mustache. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Girth Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 1 minute ago, DA Baracus said: The women who served me at the till in B&M in Dundee (in the Wellgate) on Saturday had a mustache. Did you get her digits? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 This guy is at it. Spider bites Australian man on penis again. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-37481251 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 6 minutes ago, Girth said: Did you get her digits? No, but given she looked like a cavewoman I could probably just smoke signal her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Girth Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 I'm working from home. Tunes on, been out for a jog and now enjoying a cuppa. Perfick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 The P&B fake bake off for this pish. Grimbo Just jealous the plates aren't getting a battering like yours did, Grimbo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 The women who served me at the till in B&M in Dundee (in the Wellgate) on Saturday had a mustache. Wid. It's been there half an hour, disappointed nobody else stepped up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 34 minutes ago, 8MileBU said: Driving down Great Junction Street five minutes ago. The sheer amount of spoon-burning smackheads out and about today is unreal. There must be a pass-out in Leith today. Also, the amount of 50-something tinks loitering in pub doorways is quite something for 1:30 on Thursday afternoon. How many cans did you manage to boot away? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 1 hour ago, 8MileBU said: Driving down Great Junction Street five minutes ago. The sheer amount of spoon-burning smackheads out and about today is unreal. There must be a pass-out in Leith today. Also, the amount of 50-something tinks loitering in pub doorways is quite something for 1:30 on Thursday afternoon. Not guilty (this time) It's normally Friday afternoon for me. I'm thinking of getting my haircut Friday so doubt I'll be there tomorrow as well, I'm a slacker! Off to sunny Dalbeattie Star on Saturday, want to look my best. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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