supermik Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 52 minutes ago, MSU said: It was my company's Employee Meeting day today where we all get together so the high-heid yins can talk about last year's numbers and goals for 2017 etc. Generally quite dull stuff until the last half hour and they pull out the special guest speaker: Wayne Gretzky. Wayne Fucking Gretzky. Still kinda buzzing from that. I'd have creamed myself if it had been his daughter, Paulina 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 What do footballers do when they get sent off? I know they always use the cliche 'he's gone for an early bath' but is that what they do? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 9 minutes ago, jmothecat said: What do footballers do when they get sent off? I know they always use the cliche 'he's gone for an early bath' but is that what they do? They send knob photos on their team mates phones. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 11 minutes ago, jmothecat said: What do footballers do when they get sent off? I know they always use the cliche 'he's gone for an early bath' but is that what they do? Probably a shower, but on the whole, yes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 I tried salt cave therapy today to help clear a cold that's been lingering for a while. It might be some hippy bullshit but seems to have worked already. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 I tried salt cave therapy today to help clear a cold that's been lingering for a while. It might be some hippy bullshit but seems to have worked already. ^^^ Ruggy forces his wife to work in a salt mine to pay for his exuberant lifestyle 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 1 hour ago, jmothecat said: What do footballers do when they get sent off? I know they always use the cliche 'he's gone for an early bath' but is that what they do? John Brown got sent off for Rangers against Dunfermline in a 1988 Scottish Cup tie. It was just before half time and he went mental and trashed the dressing room. You could hear the bangs and crashes in the main stand above as he went on his rampage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 I tried salt cave therapy today to help clear a cold that's been lingering for a while. It might be some hippy bullshit but seems to have worked already. I tried this last year and did at the place down near Meadowbank Stadium. For the last 3 or 4 years I've ended up with sinusitis in the summer when my hayfever kicks in, with the top of my nose and under my eyes being really painful for weeks on end and accompanied by lousy headaches. No hayfever remedies or doctors prescriptions seemed to work so gave it a go. Definitely worked for me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 Being an auld git, Ritz Crackers>>>sex. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 Not sure if its been shared elsewhere but heres Adam Johnson talking about his sexual exploits. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3377212/adam-johnson-caught-bragging-to-prison-inmates-about-schoolgirl-he-sexually-abused-in-shocking-secret-video/ Pretty sure a public declaration of wanting to f**k children without their consent isn't the best career move 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 My old work shoes are still sitting in a drawer at work. Does anyone know anyone who can restore them? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 My old work shoes are still sitting in a drawer at work. Does anyone know anyone who can restore them? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 Anyone wearing slip on shoes is OFTW imo. If there are any tassles then a vigilante group should be formed and an impromptu kicking should be delivered whilst shouting 'we don't need your type round here'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 1 minute ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: Anyone wearing slip on shoes is OFTW imo. If there are any tassles then a vigilante group should be formed and an impromptu kicking should be delivered whilst shouting 'we don't need your type round here'. I have some suede bar loafers on today but will be heading home mid afternoon to slip into some patent leather tassel ones then hitting town. I will keep an eye out for the lynch mob. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 26 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: My old work shoes are still sitting in a drawer at work. Does anyone know anyone who can restore them? How did they get into that state? Did you fall asleep in the Tay one night? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 Just now, Shandon Par said: How did they get into that state? Did you fall asleep in the Tay one night? Just use. I used them for about 4 years before I gave up on them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 4 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: I have some suede bar loafers on today but will be heading home mid afternoon to slip into some patent leather tassel ones then hitting town. I will keep an eye out for the lynch mob. You were run out of EH11 weren't you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 Not sure if its been shared elsewhere but heres Adam Johnson talking about his sexual exploits. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3377212/adam-johnson-caught-bragging-to-prison-inmates-about-schoolgirl-he-sexually-abused-in-shocking-secret-video/ Man in jail for being a nonce makes joke about being a nonce. Complete non-story, was surprised to see it on the front page of the Sun when I went to get the messages this morning.Makes me feel for the victim tbh, having that story paraded on front pages must be pretty awful for her, and it seems needless considering it is about as unimportant of a story as there is. His comments were bad, he was effectively victim blaming, but is that really a story? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 Anyone wearing slip on shoes is OFTW imo. If there are any tassles then a vigilante group should be formed and an impromptu kicking should be delivered whilst shouting 'we don't need your type round here'. They seem to be more and more common, particularly as folk seem to not be wearing socks with them (or those ridiculous socks which don't cover your ankles). I despair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 3 minutes ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: You were run out of EH11 weren't you? I was passing Stratfords early this morning and tempted to pop in for an 8am pint. EH11 knows how to live. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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