Venti Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 Jordan Hendo to Ajax. Fucking hell. Multiverse 1995: "Substitution! Jordan Henderson for Frank Rijkaard." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 On 17/01/2024 at 14:31, johnnydun said: That's great. Want to try plumbing, worked on industrial valves, pumps and instrumentation for my whole working life and reckon I could transfer that to the domestic plumbing, but always thought it was too late. *doorbell rings* *door opens* "Good afternoon, im here to service your boiler" *boom-chacka-wah-wah music begins* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 6 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkant said: *doorbell rings* *door opens* "Good afternoon, im here to service your boiler" *boom-chacka-wah-wah music begins* Fucking hell Mozza. Showing your age. PornHub would have Johnny Sins as a Plumber pumping her valves with his instumentation as soon as he was in the driveway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 22 minutes ago, Venti said: Fucking hell Mozza. Showing your age. PornHub would have Johnny Sins as a Plumber pumping her valves with his instumentation as soon as he was in the driveway. They probably do it all via Teams these days tbh. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 2 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkant said: They probably do it all via Teams these days tbh. 'Teams' probably is appropriate in said scenarios. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 23 minutes ago, Venti said: 'Teams' probably is appropriate in said scenarios. As is Zoom, for some folk. Probably. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 Someone's failed their test. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 3 hours ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: Someone's failed their test. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 3 hours ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: Someone's failed their test. Fibreglass hull, just call the local auto body shop, patch it over, and then give it the once over with a rattle can. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 On 17/01/2024 at 15:36, ICTChris said: Is vitamin B12 not the one you get in meat and fish? It's vitamin D you get from the sun. B12 deficiency is one that vegans have to watch out for, a lot of vegans supplement B12. You're right - I get them mixed up because I take both! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 Just noticed a poster on here - who I won't name, because it's my problem - whose username initially hit me as 'bestincest', so now I'm having flashbacks to late Nineties web pop-ups linking to horrific-sounding porn sites 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 On 17/01/2024 at 09:39, DA Baracus said: I want to get a qualification so that I can get a decent job Your points about studying could have been written by me, Im the exact same thankfully I didn't go to Uni despite teachers being really forceful that it was the best place for me, it really wouldn't have been. Have you thought about the industry you want to get into and then looking at apprenticeships or graduate apprenticeships? Where you can learn and work and it should make the learning more real and logical? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 19 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkant said: They probably do it all via Teams these days tbh. Just make sure the job is done by 4pm on the dot, or the lazy bassas will be back to finish at 8 the next day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 13 hours ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: Someone's failed their test. The helmsman 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 45 minutes ago, bennett said: The helmsman Goodwin at the wheel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 Just seen a notorious Dunde boy, was a real bad bastirt and - as usually happens - his demons got the better of him and he hit the smack. At deaths door, begging old associates for money. Anyway, he's got his life back on track and was looking good (compared to the last few year). Tried to keep the conversation short and sweet then she stepped out the car. The black widow. He'll be dead within the year. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 The Mrs informed me the other day that she's accumulated enough Tesco points for a free Brew Dog pizza & drinks deal, which we booked for this evening. Unbeknownst to us it was "metal night" at Brew Dog in Dundee tonight. Mrs Z: Me: 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted January 21 Share Posted January 21 Spent a good part of the night after the pub listening to The Lathums. It has just hit me my nephew first mentioned them to me 2 years ago almost to the day, i had no idea who they were. Went with the wife to see them in December last year, they were brilliant and tbh up there in the live bands I've seen. Not sure though if I'm now a cool uncle or just embarrassingly holding onto my youth, I hope it's just cool uncle with a decent taste in music. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molotov Posted January 21 Share Posted January 21 No idea where to post this. But it really made me chuckle: 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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