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On 17/01/2024 at 14:31, johnnydun said:

That's great. Want to try plumbing, worked on industrial valves, pumps and instrumentation for my whole working life and reckon I could transfer that to the domestic plumbing, but always thought it was too late.

*doorbell rings*

*door opens*

"Good afternoon, im here to service your boiler"

*boom-chacka-wah-wah music begins*

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6 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkant said:

*doorbell rings*

*door opens*

"Good afternoon, im here to service your boiler"

*boom-chacka-wah-wah music begins*

Fucking hell Mozza. Showing your age.

PornHub would have Johnny Sins as a Plumber pumping her valves with his instumentation as soon as he was in the driveway.

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2 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkant said:

They probably do it all via Teams these days tbh.

 

'Teams' probably is appropriate in said scenarios.

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3 hours ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said:

Someone's failed their test.

 

 

Fibreglass hull, just call the local auto body shop, patch it over, and then give it the once over with a rattle can.

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On 17/01/2024 at 15:36, ICTChris said:

Is vitamin B12 not the one you get in meat and fish?  It's vitamin D you get from the sun.  B12 deficiency is one that vegans have to watch out for, a lot of vegans supplement B12.

You're right - I get them mixed up because I take both!

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Just noticed a poster on here - who I won't name, because it's my problem - whose username initially hit me as 'bestincest', so now I'm having flashbacks to late Nineties web pop-ups linking to horrific-sounding porn sites  :shutup

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On 17/01/2024 at 09:39, DA Baracus said:

I want to get a qualification so that I can get a decent job

Your points about studying could have been written by me, Im the exact same thankfully I didn't go to Uni despite teachers being really forceful that it was the best place for me, it really wouldn't have been.

Have you thought about the industry you want to get into and then looking at apprenticeships or graduate apprenticeships? Where you can learn and work and it should make the learning more real and logical?

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19 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkant said:

They probably do it all via Teams these days tbh.

 

Just make sure the job is done by 4pm on the dot, or the lazy bassas will be back to finish at 8 the next day.

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Just seen a notorious Dunde boy, was a real bad bastirt and - as usually happens - his demons got the better of him and he hit the smack. At deaths door, begging old associates for money. Anyway, he's got his life back on track and was looking good (compared to the last few year). Tried to keep the conversation short and sweet then she stepped out the car. The black widow.

He'll be dead within the year.

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The Mrs informed me the other day that she's accumulated enough Tesco points for a free Brew Dog pizza & drinks deal, which we booked for this evening.

Unbeknownst to us it was "metal night" at Brew Dog in Dundee tonight.

Mrs Z:

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Me:

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Spent a good part of the night after the pub listening to The Lathums. It has just hit me my nephew first mentioned them to me 2 years ago almost to the day, i had no idea who they were. Went with the wife to see them in December last year, they were brilliant and tbh up there in the live bands I've seen. Not sure though if I'm now a cool uncle or just embarrassingly holding onto my youth, I hope it's just cool uncle with a decent taste in music.

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