paranoid android Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 Have a greenie. It's moments like that that make us smile and realise that life's worth living. I fuckin' love you, man! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 I fuckin' love you, man! Careful, I've still got today's reddies!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 Careful, I've still got today's reddies!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD1711 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Been seeing lots of videos of this Harlem Shake and wanted to share this with P&B. Downright bizzare. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 The only time I have seen the phrase 'Bronx Cheer' is on a whoppie cushion. I think this is a fantastic phrase and should be used more. Have any P&Bers encountered this in outside the world of whoppie cushions and do any of you use the phase yourself? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jussy Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 (edited) Was munching a (blue) Bounty with a cup of tea when the phone rang. Once the call was over, I went to pick up the Bounty paper to put it in the bin, thinking I had finished it... STILL HALF A BOUNTY LEFT! Yup, days don't come much better round my gaff! I'm also a fan of this. One of those wee moments that sound trivial almost the second you utter them but truly pleasing nonetheless. My own moment worth sharing is that I have a date with a Jambo upcoming. First ever Hearts fan despite being an Edinburger, born and bred. My quandary: do I kid on (as a Killie & Scotland fan) that I'm Jefferies/Levein daft (I work with loads of them and they lap this shit up when I do it for laughs) or do I play it straight, as etiquette suggests on a first date? ETA Just noticed you're a Jambo Paranoid Android, perhaps you can help in return for me enjoying your Bounty tale? And also ETA, I've been on many dates with many diddy team supporters and the football chat's easy. Just something about Hearts fans that they're a bit more precious than the rest of us. Just in case anyone thought this was an odd request of how to talk football on a date. Any help will be gratefully received. Edited February 14, 2013 by Jussy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 (edited) I'm also a fan of this. One of those wee moments that sound trivial almost the second you utter them but truly pleasing nonetheless. My own moment worth sharing is that I have a date with a Jambo upcoming. First ever Hearts fan despite being an Edinburger, born and bred. My quandary: do I kid on (as a Killie & Scotland fan) that I'm Jefferies/Levein daft (I work with loads of them and they lap this shit up when I do it for laughs) or do I play it straight, as etiquette suggests on a first date? Be Jefferies/Paulo Sergio daft - Levein? Not so much. Remember to report back here with your findings. edit: I guess what I'm saying is, if you want her to, er, 'lap it up' just say what you say to your work mates. Ah, romance! Edited February 14, 2013 by paranoid android 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jussy Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Be Jefferies/Paulo Sergio daft - Levein? Not so much. Remember to report back here with your findings. As football personalities go I was quite the Sergio fan. I may be able to spin this to suggest I thought he was highly tactically aware and his team selection suggested as much. Then again, I may end up in a Shiels/Sergio row and anyone who can't accept Kenny as the WUM he is is unworthy of my affection. I will, of course, report back on my findings. I hear it's an odd Jambo exception in a family of Hibees, already my interest's piqued. Thanks for your help PA! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 As football personalities go I was quite the Sergio fan. I may be able to spin this to suggest I thought he was highly tactically aware and his team selection suggested as much. Then again, I may end up in a Shiels/Sergio row and anyone who can't accept Kenny as the WUM he is is unworthy of my affection. I will, of course, report back on my findings. I hear it's an odd Jambo exception in a family of Hibees, already my interest's piqued. Thanks for your help PA! Just make sure not to 'pique' too early! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jussy Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Just make sure not to 'pique' too early! I would warn him about that, but, on a first date, I'm just not that kind of girl 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 I would warn him about that, but, on a first date, I'm just not that kind of girl Sorry - I just assumed your were a lad - how sexist of me - I really must apologise! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jussy Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Sorry - I just assumed your were a lad - how sexist of me - I really must apologise! I'll forgive you mainly due to your helpful pointers and because I just spotted your "lap it up" edit. Hell, that's really good dating advice regardless of gender! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 I'll forgive you mainly due to your helpful pointers and because I just spotted your "lap it up" edit. Hell, that's really good dating advice regardless of gender! I wonder if the lucky young man in question reads Pie and Bovril? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jussy Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 I wonder if the lucky young man in question reads Pie and Bovril? It's almost like you read mind... I posted half looking for advice in dealing with Jambos and half trying to flush him out, as I have my suspicions... Time will tell. If he wants to spend half the night laughing at The Rangers (as his moves so far suggest) then I'm rumbled! Ah well, there have been stranger first dates. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 It's almost like you read mind... I posted half looking for advice in dealing with Jambos and half trying to flush him out, as I have my suspicions... Time will tell. If he wants to spend half the night laughing at The Rangers (as his moves so far suggest) then I'm rumbled! Ah well, there have been stranger first dates. Let me know if I need to buy a hat! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherrif John Bunnell Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Play SNES games in your browser. http://snesbox.com/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 I'm also a fan of this. One of those wee moments that sound trivial almost the second you utter them but truly pleasing nonetheless. My own moment worth sharing is that I have a date with a Jambo upcoming. First ever Hearts fan despite being an Edinburger, born and bred. My quandary: do I kid on (as a Killie & Scotland fan) that I'm Jefferies/Levein daft (I work with loads of them and they lap this shit up when I do it for laughs) or do I play it straight, as etiquette suggests on a first date? Talk about World War One and your admiration for the Masons. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pure Mental Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Is she into rough sex? She's into being barricaded in the kitchen and told to cook a good meal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Happy birthday Keithgy, 44, FFS you don't look a day over 60. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lexi Collector Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 In a strange kind of way, I think Maria Miller is looking rather sexy on Question Time tonight. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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