sjc Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 That's beautiful, man. Will you be staking the joint out for her next visit? I hope so - I do love a wedding. I paid her a compliment.......wasn't necessarily trying to get laid FFS! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehoss Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 she was hot.....definitely female too. Then it's time to go to work! Ice is already broken. Next time just casually mention something about plums, a pear and half a banana(modesty and all that) and take it from there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 And yet you're not denying it either 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 I paid her a compliment.......wasn't necessarily trying to get laid FFS! Surely that's why you pay a chick a compliment - for your hole? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehoss Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 I paid her a compliment.......wasn't necessarily trying to get laid FFS! I wasn't necessarily trying to get her laid, but aye if it happened then fair enough! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehoss Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Surely that's why you pay a chick a compliment - for your hole? ^^^ this guy knows the score 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Surely that's why you pay a chick a compliment - for your hole? I like to think I'm not that transparent! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Surely that's why you pay a chick a compliment - for your hole? Did she have a puncture? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehoss Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 I like to think I'm not that transparent! Fruit and veg aisle in a tesco! Transparency ripping out of you : ) But who cares, she responded in a good way! Go time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 ^^^ this guy knows the score surely getting laid is the only reason to get out of bed by that reckoning?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 I like to think I'm not that transparent! Paying lassies compliments for any other reason than your hole is just creepy. What branch of Tesco was it? If you're not staking it out, then I am! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 surely getting laid is the only reason to get out of bed by that reckoning?! According to Jean Paul Sartre, yes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehoss Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 surely getting laid is the only reason to get out of bed by that reckoning?! Now you're getting it! (Well you could be if you follow through with the smooth talking) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 What the f**k is wrong with you people? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Paying lassies compliments for any other reason than your hole is just creepy. What branch of Tesco was it? If you're not staking it out, then I am! ^^^only speaks to women in "trying to get laid mode" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehoss Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Paying lassies compliments for any other reason than your hole is just creepy. What branch of Tesco was it? If you're not staking it out, then I am! Sloppy seconds IMO : ) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehoss Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 What the f**k is wrong with you people? Which part? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 ^^^only speaks to women in "trying to get laid mode" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 What the f**k is wrong with you people? that's what I'm trying to find out! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 What the f**k is wrong with you people? Just curious about a guy who fell in love with a girl in a wheelchair. BTW a hot girl in a wheelchair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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