Tryfield Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 http://youtu.be/nkqfa-kaRFM 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 Don't. Sober was isn't that great tbh. “I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.” — Johnny Carson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meanmistermustard Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 The Games on Channel 4. Is this for real? Only caught it as its half-time in the Barca game and the snooker is over. Fucking hell. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forzamorton Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 Passed my Theory Test this week. Piss easy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 What the f**k was that, Busta? I'm guessing iit's your youtube channel going by the username. You owe me 1min and 55secs ya c**t. 1:55? you should watched them aw and I should owe you more! I enjoyed that, top dinghy banter. Highlight was the toy motor sighting. Aye! Love a dinghy day oot! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lanky_ffc Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 http://metro.co.uk/2014/01/27/adnan-januzaj-took-student-on-date-to-nandos-in-tracksuit-bottoms-4278512/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 That twist and shout video is brilliant. It shouldn't be, but a whole bunch of pissed football fans in a small space who spontaneously come out with a tune is always a good laugh. Fair play to the stewards who didn't do anything. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 I went for a kip there and had a dream someone (might have been philpy) started a thread on here with a link to a news story of a football club from Marbella. They were playing at home in front of about 8,000 and the police put every person in the stand's name into the polis computer, to discover that all but one of the crowd were wanted for some sort of offence. I can't remember how it ended. Could be the start of a "continue the story" theme. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 This guy is maybe really nice to the girl and his 'fanny' persona may be a defence mechanism for low self esteem. He might also have a big, long and fat cock that he uses to pelt her rotten. There are ways of letting this girl know that you like her without looking like you are trying to cut this guys grass. Put a wee seed of thought in her mind and if she comes to you, she comes to you. If she doesn't, f**k her! Not literally of course because that would likely land you in the jail for rape. I can see you getting a job as an agony aunt in Psychopath Weekly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. X Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 Twice in the last week my wee bit shopping has came to £6.66.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 (edited) Shouldn't have bought the same stuff then. Two jars of Vaseline two weeks in a row. Edited January 27, 2014 by paranoid android 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 The shopping of the BEAST. Swings and roundabouts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 "I expected him to come to me in a flashy car, but I ended up driving him about in my old blue Fiesta and I was left to pay and display." Andros townsend's comment is superb 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/paul-lovell-man-accused-having-3068719#.UufNjLTFLIU 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 Fellatio with a cow. Cue ex wife jokes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 Fellatio with a cow. Pull the udder one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 Pull the udder one. Aparrently, it was a dairy event. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/paul-lovell-man-accused-having-3068719#.UufNjLTFLIU He is currently on bail on condition he does not return to Whitewebbs Lane or Archers Wood He was nowhere near my wood. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 C'mon now, no more puns. Let's not milk it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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