ICTChris Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 I was reading a BBC article on mental health when I found perhaps my favourite photograph of all time 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 You and TP should just moooove on. I should stay. He can hoof it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 You and TP should just moooove on. C'mon now, no more puns. Let's not milk it. I should stay. He can hoof it! I think you all deserve a pat on the head. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 I think you all deserve a pat on the head.How about a wee calf from work ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 How about a wee calf from work ? I'd consider it if you were called Angus and came from Aberdeen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 I think you all deserve a pat on the head. You've gone and dung it now! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 These puns are over-done. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 I'm due at work in exactly 3 minutes for my shift; however I'm still on a bus home and won't be at work for another 20 minutes. Do I care, nope cause I was told I could come in late since I'm covering a shift. I'm wondering how late I'll get away with! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South Lanarkshire Jag Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 I'm due at work in exactly 3 minutes for my shift; however I'm still on a bus home and won't be at work for another 20 minutes. Do I care, nope cause I was told I could come in late since I'm covering a shift. I'm wondering how late I'll get away with! I do this. My current record is 4 hours. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 I do this. My current record is 4 hours. Nice. Shame I'm only covering for someone and it's a three hours shift. Looking at least half an hour, so 1/6, that's not too bad. Mind you I quite enjoy my work. It's so simplistically easy and non-taxing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South Lanarkshire Jag Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 Nice. Shame I'm only covering for someone and it's a three hours shift. Looking at least half an hour, so 1/6, that's not too bad. Mind you I quite enjoy my work. It's so simplistically easy and non-taxing. I despise my work, currently looking for a new job so hopefully I'll get the same enjoyment as you do! Highlight of my working career( I work nightshift) has to be last year. I work Tuesday and Wednesday nights and Thistle had a back log of games midweek. Approached the Senior Manager asking for permission to start late. Expected to be told to f**k off but, delightfully, he was a Morton fan. He took great pleasure in telling me I could go to as many games as I wanted as we wouldn't win the league. How his smile fell over the next few months. The only time I actively looked forward to work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Hedgecutter Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 A big b*****d Herring Gull just dive-bombed me from behind and took off with half of my tuna mayo sandwich as I walked down the street!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberdeenBud Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 A big b*****d Herring Gull just dive-bombed me from behind and took off with half of my tuna mayo sandwich as I walked down the street!!! One the size of a small child went for my steak pie the other day. Top predator in Aberdeen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 (edited) My backup business venture was always going to be a Scottish insect repellant called 'Die You b*****d Midge' Have a logo ready and everything: If it's a choice between Jungle Formula, Skin So Soft or that in a Portree shop, which one are you going to buy? No brainier. Edited January 30, 2014 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 My backup business venture was always going to be a Scottish insect repellant called 'Die You b*****d Midge' Have a logo ready and everything: If it's a choice between Jungle Formula, Skin So Soft or that in a Portree shop, which one are you going to buy? No brainier. Aye, kill the b*****d, I always hated him! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 Ure a nasty piece of work, Sarge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 Seems like Asians and Eastern Europeans have hygiene issues 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 A big b*****d Herring Gull just dive-bombed me from behind and took off with half of my tuna mayo sandwich as I walked down the street!!! I've just finished reading and watching Watership Down and I had a vision of your scenario in my head with Keehar as the gull. That's my thing I want to share; I've managed to finish a book for the first time in something like five years and I actually enjoyed the experience. I can do anything. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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