Smurph Posted February 8, 2014 Share Posted February 8, 2014 (edited) Tam Cowan was in my work yesterday for some welding function and did a speech. Every second word he swore, and he made borderline racist and sexist jokes throughout the night. Not particularly funny and a lot of the people in attendance seemed quite awkward about the whole thing. Sadly, he's the most famous person I've served a drink to now. Beforehand it was some Dancing on Ice 'stars', one of whom was Chico who did that song that one time about the time. Edited February 8, 2014 by Smurph 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 8, 2014 Share Posted February 8, 2014 Another European boulder rampage. This one scores a direct hit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted February 8, 2014 Share Posted February 8, 2014 Almost 3 weeks since I moved into my new house. It's taken over my life right now with all the work needed, all in I have 8 rooms needing redecorating, fitted a new kitchen, bathroom and now waiting to get a new combo boiler and radiators installed. Ripped out the old fire place today. It feel like I'm getting a rest during work. Remind me never to move house again 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 8, 2014 Share Posted February 8, 2014 Almost 3 weeks since I moved into my new house. It's taken over my life right now with all the work needed, all in I have 8 rooms needing redecorating, fitted a new kitchen, bathroom and now waiting to get a new combo boiler and radiators installed. Ripped out the old fire place today. It feel like I'm getting a rest during work. Remind me never to move house again Firstly, 8 rooms, are you vying with KB for lord of the manor? Secondly, it's 'combi' as in combination boiler, you make it sound as if it were a hybrid menu option. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted February 8, 2014 Share Posted February 8, 2014 Firstly, 8 rooms, are you vying with KB for lord of the manor? Secondly, it's 'combi' as in combination boiler, you make it sound as if it were a hybrid menu option. Nah, 4 bedrooms, Livingroom, Kitchen,Bathroom and Hall. Combi* typo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerSaint Posted February 8, 2014 Share Posted February 8, 2014 One of the henchmen in Beverly Hills Cop plays Mike in Breaking Bad. Never noticed until tonight's 152nd viewing of Beverly Hills Cop. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted February 9, 2014 Share Posted February 9, 2014 4 bedrooms? Somebody doesn't watch much telly (jammy laddie!) Also, a hall isn't a room, surely? 4 bedrooms is the way to go I bought mine last year. Luckily, mine seems in a better state and doesn't need much work at all 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 9, 2014 Share Posted February 9, 2014 Carlsberg - 8 bottles for £5. Probably the cheapest lager in the shop. For good reason imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest honestrae95 Posted February 9, 2014 Share Posted February 9, 2014 Probably to encourage people to buy it I'd imagine. Drinks Carlsberg and throws human shite about. Both the acts of subhuman scum IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted February 9, 2014 Share Posted February 9, 2014 Which is worse though? You're a nurse, aren't you? Surely you've plenty of experience of both! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted February 9, 2014 Share Posted February 9, 2014 That's true. One of the worst things that happened to me was when I worked on a colorectal surgery ward. The patient had a couple of drains, drip, catheter and a rectal drain. Anyway he decided to stand while I knelt down to move a couple of the drains and the rectal drain fell out his arse and deposited some shite on my hair. It wasn't a good shift.Was it 8MileBU? Did all his pals laugh heartily? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted February 9, 2014 Share Posted February 9, 2014 That's true. One of the worst things that happened to me was when I worked on a colorectal surgery ward. The patient had a couple of drains, drip, catheter and a rectal drain. Anyway he decided to stand while I knelt down to move a couple of the drains and the rectal drain fell out his arse and deposited some shite on my hair. It wasn't a good shift. *not laughing, not laughing, not laughing* A student I know had a patient call him over to hand him something. He held out his hand and was given a freshly laid stool. Because he hadn't known what he was being given; he hadn't even put gloves on. The patient, seeing the look of confusion on his face decided to clarify the situation by stating "it's a shite". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 9, 2014 Share Posted February 9, 2014 Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present Swiss ice hockey player Luca Cunti. http://www.sochi2014.com/en/athlete-luca-cunti 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFAANW Posted February 9, 2014 Share Posted February 9, 2014 Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present Swiss ice hockey player Luca Cunti. http://www.sochi2014.com/en/athlete-luca-cunti Bit of a c**t eh? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted February 9, 2014 Share Posted February 9, 2014 Bit of a c**t eh? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFAANW Posted February 9, 2014 Share Posted February 9, 2014 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted February 9, 2014 Share Posted February 9, 2014 Documentary about schizophrenic Nobel Prize winner John Nash http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chXIfhJ36Iw I like the bit at the start where he talks about believing the Pope was trying to stop him and starts laughing at the absurdity of it all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted February 9, 2014 Share Posted February 9, 2014 That's much better! Well played sir, well played. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted February 9, 2014 Share Posted February 9, 2014 Green can 3.8% carlsberg is awful. Carlsberg is piss water full stop. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted February 9, 2014 Share Posted February 9, 2014 Here's a link to a 1960s documentary of a man channeling the voice of a resident of Venus. http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/adamcurtis/posts/mental_channel_number_one_-_th We need far more documentaries like this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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