tigerton Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 I helped Martin Haride win a bet with his Dad. I was chuffed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 "A guarantee salary is nonexistent when you start your own business." I think Marvin Andrews might've run out of Bible quotes... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ginge123 Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 Someone just retweeted a tweet of someone else retweeting them. Madness. Tweet-ception. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waldo Ponce Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 Now this is top trolling. Hey Guys,I am writing to tell you that, no, I am not a 'Football Agent' or 'ITK.' I am infact an 18 year old and I have been fooling all of you gullible idiots with my fake stories for the past 2 months. I started out when I was bored one evening and I never once thought that I could get 43k followers. I feel my twitter experience has been very successful with some of my 'Stories' even trending 5th in the world. I'm proud to say that I haven't had even one transfer scoop in my time yet people still say im more reliable than Sky Sports News and the BBC. Laughable.Some of my personal highlights were the Kaka and Falcao stories which were completely made up. The Daily Mail even wrote an article based on my Kaka tweets and the 2 journalists who wrote it were following me. The Falcao story was possibly my favourite. Last night it was trending worldwide for over an hour and for over 3 hours in Spain and in the UK. Another fascinating thing about my time on twitter was how some top respected journalists believed my rubbish and even used me as a news source. Whilst I am here I can also point out there is no such thing as an ITK or Agent on twitter, anyone with an IQ in double figures would realise this. @Agent_NCP , @EPL_Source and @Agent_ITK are all just poor versions of myself who would be nothing without begging me for shoutouts. @Backpage is another clown who stole my fake stories everyday and passed them off as their own.Im not sorry for wasting everybody's time, you should have realised I was a fake when I got all of my stories wrong and deleted countless tweets. I still cant believe that, I, personally have been trending in Manchester, Leeds, Ireland, Nigeria and South Africa. Perhaps I do feel a bit sorry for the guy who got 'Falcao 20' printed on his Chelsea top.I have really enjoyed my time on twitter, especially winding up Everton and Tottenham fans on a daily basis. You idiots must have realised I was a fake when I linked your team with every player possible in the hope that one move would happen.My time has now come to and end and I hope to enjoy the last few days of the transfer window without making up rumours myself. Thank you to whoever followed me and retweeted my garbage, it was really appreciated. Goodbye EveryoneRegards, @FootballAgent49 (The Boss) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deky Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 Now this is top trolling. That's more than 140, bloody agents 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 I've been re-tweeted by The Rubber Bandits. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 I've had Tweets from Frankie Boyle, Alex from Cbeebies, Mark Morriss from The Bluetones and Bill Lawrence, the writer of Scrubs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 Limmy's trolling is quite good tonight. He's been 'retweeting' fake tweets from Reuters, CNN etc saying that Chris Brown is dead. He's also been trolling Micheal Jackson fans. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 I've been re-tweeted by The Rubber Bandits. And now favourited by Irvine Welsh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 Oh, I was favourited and retweeted by Rufus Hound, too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coooombe Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 I've been tweeted by Graham Hunter offering to buy me a drink. Definitely my biggest coup of deadline day! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 Twitter top tip: if you don't want receive the wrath of angry Celtic fans demanding you delete your tweet don't make quips about Liverpool supporters. I learned this the hard* way last night. *hilarious 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordieBoy80 Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 I was disappointed in the lack of Celtic breakdowns over the itv football tweet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 Always good for a laugh @WillhelmAFounder of the Vanguardbears website. Loyalist and Unionist to the core. Scotland's burden now complaining about the Hearts fans songs last night. They will now go after these gullible idiots. Anything Protestant? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 A guy in my work just asked me if I knew his pal because he retweeted one of my tweets Off to check my tweets for anything work related... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 I was disappointed in the lack of Celtic breakdowns over the itv football tweet. Lennon asked for an apology. Also in line to issue their sincere regret are every bookmaker, the concept of averages, and physics. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magee84 Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 Twitter top tip: if you don't want receive the wrath of angry Celtic fans demanding you delete your tweet don't make quips about Liverpool supporters. I learned this the hard* way last night. *hilarious To be fair i pointed out that making a tweet saying build a fence around them and watch them trample & crush each other to death was not too bright. The fact that even after you got dogs abuse from others and still think thats funny says it all really. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 The fact that even after you got dogs abuse from others and still think thats funny says it all really. I received abuse from two people, both unsurprisingly were Celtic fans. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dane-don Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 Limmy @Daft Limmy Introducing the FIFTY QUID ECCIE. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossC93 Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Anyone seen that nutter Leon Knight's recent Tweets? https://twitter.com/LeonKnight82 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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