Boo Khaki Posted August 20 Share Posted August 20 On 18/07/2024 at 11:53, Melanius Mullarkey said: Gowfcunts. Anyway, currently at work and as the bairn is away, the missus has taken on the mantle of painter of her bedroom. "Ive just my hand to stir the paint, was that a mistake" she's just whatsapped. Presumably her phones f**ked as well now. You must have the only missus on the planet who, when left alone with a tin of paint, doesn't immediately go to the cutlery drawer to find an implement with which to open and stir the tin. Every single one of Mrs Khaki's butter knives looks like something out of a Dali painting due to this. Ex Mrs Khaki's pre-relationship cutlery was exactly the same. I'm a firm believer in "correct tool for the job", which is why I have an extensive collection of emulsion-coated flat head screwdrivers. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 20 Share Posted August 20 33 minutes ago, Boo Khaki said: Something similar years and years ago with my Ex. International football on the TV, sure it was Germany v's Cameroon, or another very obviously black African nation, and she comes out with the classic "who's who?" line. I tend to go over to my maw's place to watch the football these days, and she's well on the way to being blind, so every game starts with "which team is which?" I'm still 99% sure she wouldn't need to ask if we were watching a sub-Saharan nation play one of the Europeans. Thinking about it, we watched a fair bit of the last AFCON and she seemed to cope pretty with games like Angola v Algeria. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted August 21 Share Posted August 21 17 hours ago, Boo Khaki said: You must have the only missus on the planet who, when left alone with a tin of paint, doesn't immediately go to the cutlery drawer to find an implement with which to open and stir the tin. Every single one of Mrs Khaki's butter knives looks like something out of a Dali painting due to this. Ex Mrs Khaki's pre-relationship cutlery was exactly the same. I'm a firm believer in "correct tool for the job", which is why I have an extensive collection of emulsion-coated flat head screwdrivers. My wife was painting skirting boards yesterday. I used to have two wooden spoons. I now have one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted August 21 Share Posted August 21 On 20/08/2024 at 08:35, Connor1874 said: She's persuaded me to watch Suits on Netflix. Been enjoying it tbh. She gave me a heads up that in season 2, Meghan Markle's characters father comes into the show. And her words were 'it's mad because the guy who plays him looks like her Dad in real life'. Please see attached, comparison photos of the 2 men in question. Uncanny. Maybe she meant "mother". Easy mistake to make. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted August 21 Share Posted August 21 17 hours ago, Boo Khaki said: You must have the only missus on the planet who, when left alone with a tin of paint, doesn't immediately go to the cutlery drawer to find an implement with which to open and stir the tin. Every single one of Mrs Khaki's butter knives looks like something out of a Dali painting due to this. Ex Mrs Khaki's pre-relationship cutlery was exactly the same. I'm a firm believer in "correct tool for the job", which is why I have an extensive collection of emulsion-coated flat head screwdrivers. I'm a chopstick man myself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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