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Well done, you went to a pre-season friendly in England, a dozen updates and photos, but wouldn't be found at a Scottish game because its 'shite' and you'd miss 'your team' on the telly.

Fuckin ghouls min.

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unlimited love on bebo on valentines day was the day you got your uber creep on :lol:

Mind laughing at all the losers who didn't have a girlfriend and ergo had about a tenth of your 'luvs' on Bebo? Getting nostalgic for it.

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There's a girl I went to school with who has to be the most insufferable c**t ever to grace that website.

In school she was a pure pseudo-intellectual hipster, now she's a stripper. All her pictures are of her and her colleagues who all seem to be mutton dressed as lamb munters with minging fake chebs. The girl herself is alright but FFS if I was in a chicken dippers and they looked like these birds I'd want my money back.

Her and her mates call normal birds who don't look like fucking states "basic bitches". Has to be one of the cringiest bits of patter I've ever heard in my life. :huh:

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Mind laughing at all the losers who didn't have a girlfriend and ergo had about a tenth of your 'luvs' on Bebo? Getting nostalgic for it.

haha i miss bebo , the loves, the putting darren styles as your profile video so any bird checking it out can hear your impecable music taste, the young team pages were also a great laugh.

although being a daft 14-16 year old when it was most popular i used to regualrly get in petty arguements with celtic fans on the old firm pages. ended up with a celtic fan from pollok who was about 20 who kept private messaging me for about 3 months about how he was going to stab me and batter me etc. good times :lol:

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There's a girl I went to school with who has to be the most insufferable c**t ever to grace that website.

In school she was a pure pseudo-intellectual hipster, now she's a stripper. All her pictures are of her and her colleagues who all seem to be mutton dressed as lamb munters with minging fake chebs. The girl herself is alright but FFS if I was in a chicken dippers and they looked like these birds I'd want my money back.

Her and her mates call normal birds who don't look like fucking states "basic bitches". Has to be one of the cringiest bits of patter I've ever heard in my life. :huh:

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haha i miss bebo , the loves, the putting darren styles as your profile video so any bird checking it out can hear your impecable music taste, the young team pages were also a great laugh.

although being a daft 14-16 year old when it was most popular i used to regualrly get in petty arguements with celtic fans on the old firm pages. ended up with a celtic fan from pollok who was about 20 who kept private messaging me for about 3 months about how he was going to stab me and batter me etc. good times :lol:

I just followed you over to here. you're still getting it ;)

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There's a girl I went to school with who has to be the most insufferable c**t ever to grace that website.

In school she was a pure pseudo-intellectual hipster, now she's a stripper. All her pictures are of her and her colleagues who all seem to be mutton dressed as lamb munters with minging fake chebs. The girl herself is alright but FFS if I was in a chicken dippers and they looked like these birds I'd want my money back.

Her and her mates call normal birds who don't look like fucking states "basic bitches". Has to be one of the cringiest bits of patter I've ever heard in my life.

Club Dece type patter for burds.

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Having a wee nosey at some guys page who's deleted me as a friend. He's one of these guys who doesn't drink beer and only drinks koppaberg. Their type are not to be trusted. Haven't seen the guy in over a year but since then he's got himself a job as a flight attendant for BA.

Some of his statuses:

"Standard Monday trip to Ibiza" — at London City Airport

"Going to Zurich was meant to be Madrid Ahh well" — at London City Airport

"Dull day in Glasgow....Ahh well good I'm going to Malaga then"

"Standard afternoon"24hzc8IqK00.pngtravelling to Faro, Portugal from Edinburgh Airport.

"Just chilling"24hzc8IqK00.pngtravelling to Aberdeen from London City Airport.

Delighted I'm no longer a fb friend tbh. Massive cretin.

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Logged in earlier and was met by a photo of some bint's wean's skin ailment. In close up.

Who the f**k wants to look at that shit? And why?

Hardcore Internet porn just doesn't cut it anymore.

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Having a wee nosey at some guys page who's deleted me as a friend. He's one of these guys who doesn't drink beer and only drinks koppaberg. Their type are not to be trusted. Haven't seen the guy in over a year but since then he's got himself a job as a flight attendant for BA.

Some of his statuses:

"Standard Monday trip to Ibiza"[/size] — at London City Airport[/size]

"Going to Zurich was meant to be Madrid Ahh well"[/size] — at London City Airport[/size]

"Dull day in Glasgow....Ahh well good I'm going to Malaga then"[/size]

"[/size]Standard afternoon"[/size]24hzc8IqK00.pngtravelling to Faro, Portugal from Edinburgh Airport.[/size]

"Just chilling"[/size]24hzc8IqK00.pngtravelling to Aberdeen from London City Airport.[/size]

Delighted I'm no longer a fb friend tbh. Massive cretin.

Here's hoping he is in the next plane to go missing without a trace

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One of the folk I know from college just had a status about how nobody is going to bring them down. This gem then popped up

Fk them hen. Ur a brilliant. Mummy. N amazing. Person. U have. A wonderful. Family. Gd. Man. N they. Obviously. Nuttin. Btr. To Dae. Wi. There. Life's. Chick. U keep chin. Up. Bbe. Ur. Ace. P.s ma daughter. Wants. C. Her. Bestie xx

Must be shit having an online stutter...

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There's a guy on mine who posted a photo of a letter he received from the hospital. It had the date and time he had to go in (think it was a day or 2). He never said what the appointment was for; he just posted something about being worried.

Obviously this was a standard plea for attention. It had instructions about not eating for a few hours before so could be something to worry about.

However, what was really stupid was that he never blanked out his address on the letter which is clearly visible, as is the exact time and date he'll be in hospital.

He may as well leave a note telling anyone who fancied tanning his place whilst he's in hospital that the key is under the mat

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Having a wee nosey at some guys page who's deleted me as a friend. He's one of these guys who doesn't drink beer and only drinks koppaberg. Their type are not to be trusted. Haven't seen the guy in over a year but since then he's got himself a job as a flight attendant for BA.

Some of his statuses:

"Standard Monday trip to Ibiza" — at London City Airport

"Going to Zurich was meant to be Madrid Ahh well" — at London City Airport

"Dull day in Glasgow....Ahh well good I'm going to Malaga then"

"Standard afternoon"24hzc8IqK00.pngtravelling to Faro, Portugal from Edinburgh Airport.

"Just chilling"24hzc8IqK00.pngtravelling to Aberdeen from London City Airport.

Delighted I'm no longer a fb friend tbh. Massive cretin.

You would struggle to get away with this shite if you were a pilot - but a FLIGHT ATTENDANT? Get him telt for being a fanny.

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There's a guy on mine who posted a photo of a letter he received from the hospital. It had the date and time he had to go in (think it was a day or 2). He never said what the appointment was for; he just posted something about being worried.

Obviously this was a standard plea for attention. It had instructions about not eating for a few hours before so could be something to worry about.

However, what was really stupid was that he never blanked out his address on the letter which is clearly visible, as is the exact time and date he'll be in hospital.

He may as well leave a note telling anyone who fancied tanning his place whilst he's in hospital that the key is under the mat

#prayforyourfacebookfriend and post a photo of a candle or maybe a stuffed teddy bear.

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