thisGRAEME Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 Well done, you went to a pre-season friendly in England, a dozen updates and photos, but wouldn't be found at a Scottish game because its 'shite' and you'd miss 'your team' on the telly. Fuckin ghouls min. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forever_blue Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 unlimited love on bebo on valentines day was the day you got your uber creep on 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 unlimited love on bebo on valentines day was the day you got your uber creep on Mind laughing at all the losers who didn't have a girlfriend and ergo had about a tenth of your 'luvs' on Bebo? Getting nostalgic for it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 There's a girl I went to school with who has to be the most insufferable c**t ever to grace that website. In school she was a pure pseudo-intellectual hipster, now she's a stripper. All her pictures are of her and her colleagues who all seem to be mutton dressed as lamb munters with minging fake chebs. The girl herself is alright but FFS if I was in a chicken dippers and they looked like these birds I'd want my money back. Her and her mates call normal birds who don't look like fucking states "basic bitches". Has to be one of the cringiest bits of patter I've ever heard in my life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forever_blue Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 Mind laughing at all the losers who didn't have a girlfriend and ergo had about a tenth of your 'luvs' on Bebo? Getting nostalgic for it. haha i miss bebo , the loves, the putting darren styles as your profile video so any bird checking it out can hear your impecable music taste, the young team pages were also a great laugh. although being a daft 14-16 year old when it was most popular i used to regualrly get in petty arguements with celtic fans on the old firm pages. ended up with a celtic fan from pollok who was about 20 who kept private messaging me for about 3 months about how he was going to stab me and batter me etc. good times 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrfields_Largs Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 although being a daft 14-16 year old when it was most popular i used to regualrly get in petty arguements with celtic fans on the old firm pages.: And now you get to do it on here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forever_blue Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 And now you get to do it on here. no its a much broader spectrum with the likes of wrk, monkey tennis etc my petty arguements are not just restricted to celtic fans 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevie Aitken's Love Child Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 There's a girl I went to school with who has to be the most insufferable c**t ever to grace that website. In school she was a pure pseudo-intellectual hipster, now she's a stripper. All her pictures are of her and her colleagues who all seem to be mutton dressed as lamb munters with minging fake chebs. The girl herself is alright but FFS if I was in a chicken dippers and they looked like these birds I'd want my money back. Her and her mates call normal birds who don't look like fucking states "basic bitches". Has to be one of the cringiest bits of patter I've ever heard in my life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 haha i miss bebo , the loves, the putting darren styles as your profile video so any bird checking it out can hear your impecable music taste, the young team pages were also a great laugh. although being a daft 14-16 year old when it was most popular i used to regualrly get in petty arguements with celtic fans on the old firm pages. ended up with a celtic fan from pollok who was about 20 who kept private messaging me for about 3 months about how he was going to stab me and batter me etc. good times I just followed you over to here. you're still getting it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 There's a girl I went to school with who has to be the most insufferable c**t ever to grace that website. In school she was a pure pseudo-intellectual hipster, now she's a stripper. All her pictures are of her and her colleagues who all seem to be mutton dressed as lamb munters with minging fake chebs. The girl herself is alright but FFS if I was in a chicken dippers and they looked like these birds I'd want my money back. Her and her mates call normal birds who don't look like fucking states "basic bitches". Has to be one of the cringiest bits of patter I've ever heard in my life. Club Dece type patter for burds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Having a wee nosey at some guys page who's deleted me as a friend. He's one of these guys who doesn't drink beer and only drinks koppaberg. Their type are not to be trusted. Haven't seen the guy in over a year but since then he's got himself a job as a flight attendant for BA. Some of his statuses: "Standard Monday trip to Ibiza" — at London City Airport "Going to Zurich was meant to be Madrid Ahh well" — at London City Airport "Dull day in Glasgow....Ahh well good I'm going to Malaga then" "Standard afternoon" — travelling to Faro, Portugal from Edinburgh Airport. "Just chilling" — travelling to Aberdeen from London City Airport. Delighted I'm no longer a fb friend tbh. Massive cretin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Logged in earlier and was met by a photo of some bint's wean's skin ailment. In close up. Who the f**k wants to look at that shit? And why? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamdunk Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Logged in earlier and was met by a photo of some bint's wean's skin ailment. In close up. Who the f**k wants to look at that shit? And why? Hardcore Internet porn just doesn't cut it anymore. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 A couple of people on mine last night posted a screenshot of them donating to Unicef via text during the opening ceremony. They received the multiple pats on the back they were looking for so well done to them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forever_blue Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Having a wee nosey at some guys page who's deleted me as a friend. He's one of these guys who doesn't drink beer and only drinks koppaberg. Their type are not to be trusted. Haven't seen the guy in over a year but since then he's got himself a job as a flight attendant for BA. Some of his statuses: "Standard Monday trip to Ibiza"[/size] — at London City Airport[/size] "Going to Zurich was meant to be Madrid Ahh well"[/size] — at London City Airport[/size] "Dull day in Glasgow....Ahh well good I'm going to Malaga then"[/size] "[/size]Standard afternoon"[/size] — travelling to Faro, Portugal from Edinburgh Airport.[/size] "Just chilling"[/size] — travelling to Aberdeen from London City Airport.[/size] Delighted I'm no longer a fb friend tbh. Massive cretin. Here's hoping he is in the next plane to go missing without a trace 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broken Algorithms Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 One of the folk I know from college just had a status about how nobody is going to bring them down. This gem then popped up Fk them hen. Ur a brilliant. Mummy. N amazing. Person. U have. A wonderful. Family. Gd. Man. N they. Obviously. Nuttin. Btr. To Dae. Wi. There. Life's. Chick. U keep chin. Up. Bbe. Ur. Ace. P.s ma daughter. Wants. C. Her. Bestie xx Must be shit having an online stutter... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 There's a guy on mine who posted a photo of a letter he received from the hospital. It had the date and time he had to go in (think it was a day or 2). He never said what the appointment was for; he just posted something about being worried. Obviously this was a standard plea for attention. It had instructions about not eating for a few hours before so could be something to worry about. However, what was really stupid was that he never blanked out his address on the letter which is clearly visible, as is the exact time and date he'll be in hospital. He may as well leave a note telling anyone who fancied tanning his place whilst he's in hospital that the key is under the mat 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 Having a wee nosey at some guys page who's deleted me as a friend. He's one of these guys who doesn't drink beer and only drinks koppaberg. Their type are not to be trusted. Haven't seen the guy in over a year but since then he's got himself a job as a flight attendant for BA. Some of his statuses: "Standard Monday trip to Ibiza" — at London City Airport "Going to Zurich was meant to be Madrid Ahh well" — at London City Airport "Dull day in Glasgow....Ahh well good I'm going to Malaga then" "Standard afternoon" — travelling to Faro, Portugal from Edinburgh Airport. "Just chilling" — travelling to Aberdeen from London City Airport. Delighted I'm no longer a fb friend tbh. Massive cretin. You would struggle to get away with this shite if you were a pilot - but a FLIGHT ATTENDANT? Get him telt for being a fanny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 One of the folk I know from college just had a status about how nobody is going to bring them down. This gem then popped up Must be shit having an online stutter... Yes. It. Is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 26, 2014 Share Posted July 26, 2014 There's a guy on mine who posted a photo of a letter he received from the hospital. It had the date and time he had to go in (think it was a day or 2). He never said what the appointment was for; he just posted something about being worried. Obviously this was a standard plea for attention. It had instructions about not eating for a few hours before so could be something to worry about. However, what was really stupid was that he never blanked out his address on the letter which is clearly visible, as is the exact time and date he'll be in hospital. He may as well leave a note telling anyone who fancied tanning his place whilst he's in hospital that the key is under the mat #prayforyourfacebookfriend and post a photo of a candle or maybe a stuffed teddy bear. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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