itzdrk Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Why the actual f**k would you post mother's day to your mum on Facebook ? Send the poor cow a card or phone her, or fucking hell even visit her. Apart from anything else it makes you look like a wee fanny I thought it was quite funny tbh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Had a look through his photos and he tried to flog two complimentary tickets for a Rangers game for £20 each https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=223865147806226&set=a.100188566840552.1073741825.100005482260295&type=1&permPage=1 ye got them for free no c***s gawney pay 40 bangers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Looks like he didn't give it a shake think the most surprising (and welcome) things in that photo is the fact she is wearing underwear besides that. I wouldn't be adverse to having the people in the photo and conversation post natally aborted 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 think the most surprising (and welcome) things in that photo is the fact she is wearing underwear besides that. I wouldn't be adverse to having the people in the photo and conversation post natally aborted Could be a vajazzle 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Give the boy a break, he's won 7000 on a scratchy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=227816694077738&set=a.100188566840552.1073741825.100005482260295&type=1&theatre Works at Full time stoner Weegies 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 (edited) From the Madness facebook page, Antonia Kerr Had my Hen night in here on saturday and was a brillian nyt!! Only piece of criticism I have is that my mum got a hair in her dinner and my cousin had a hair in her dessert!! Apart from that staff all lovely dj was brilliant an overall great night!! X Robert Campbell Jr. Discussed with the way madness treated me! Was with family last night and these older guys started on me because I'm homosexual and tried to hit me with a glass might I add! While arranging to take me outside and fight me, But I was the one who got thrown out! If that's not antigay I don't know what is!!! Edited March 31, 2014 by Enrico Annoni 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 Nicola McCabe Was there tonight friends purse stolen found purse but money away knew who did it hope he chokes on it. Was gd night apart from that. Christopher Quinn hi my names chris quinn and im looking to get back in touch with belfast adele whom i chatted to around midnight 1am . you were wearing a low cut back white dress and were standinding with 3 or 4 of your friend near the back of the pub my no is 07925534535 if you can help or adele. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 The savoy facebook isn't much better either Paul Dillon 19 hours ago near Kinning Park Savoy Nightclub Glasgow bound way the bhoys n the hens — with Josh Douglass and3 others. Robert Tyler Alexander Swann You best be looking after oor Nicole xx Nicole Black Im not your nicole me n craig finished xx Robert Tyler Alexander Swann When what happened ?? Xx Nicole Black Yesterday? Xx 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranaldo Bairn Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 Whilst the wee nyaff on the left has a vajizzle.Nah, just a wet penny in his pocket. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer Jag Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 From the Madness facebook page, Antonia Kerr Had my Hen night in here on saturday and was a brillian nyt!! Only piece of criticism I have is that my mum got a hair in her dinner and my cousin had a hair in her dessert!! Apart from that staff all lovely dj was brilliant an overall great night!! X Robert Campbell Jr. Discussed with the way madness treated me! Was with family last night and these older guys started on me because I'm homosexual and tried to hit me with a glass might I add! While arranging to take me outside and fight me, But I was the one who got thrown out! If that's not antigay I don't know what is!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodjesSixteenIncher Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 Looks like he didn't give it a shake First few times I looked at, I thought the wee ginger laddy had the MadDog logo stitched into his hoodie. I am now gutted 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisGRAEME Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 Endless shite like this: It isn't like you've cracked onto some life changing discovery here, aside from being obvious bullshit. In addition, it mainly comes from folk who complain every time they see weans doing something which makes noise or comes anywhere near their house. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 Endless shite like this: It isn't like you've cracked onto some life changing discovery here, aside from being obvious bullshit. In addition, it mainly comes from folk who complain every time they see weans doing something which makes noise or comes anywhere near their house. The irony of posting it on Facebook seems lost on such cretins as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned Nederlander Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 Endless shite like this: It's not though is it - technology is f'ckin brilliant - those wee laddies would rather be on the x-box that running about in the street ! And what have they used for goal posts ? Caps !? f'ck off !! (and let's not forget that that was posted by some c'nt sat on their arse as well !!) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer Jag Posted April 2, 2014 Share Posted April 2, 2014 Looks like he didn't give it a shake I see MD 20/20 now have their own leisurewear range. Might bag myself a few t-shirts and polos for going on holiday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meathead Posted April 2, 2014 Share Posted April 2, 2014 (edited) One of my mates put this up last night: You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue from the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have. The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire. Both of you have forgotten your purses. It would be rude to push in front of the first women if yu had no money to pay for the shoes. The shop assistant remains at the till waiting. Your friend is trying on another pair of Shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma. She prepares to throw you her purse to you. If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes! At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and whilst it is in flight you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes! But, you must always remember that until the purse has actually been thrown, it would be plain wrong for you to be in front of the other shopper and you would be OFFSIDE! Best thing I have ever read hahahaha Followed by this: Respect the person who made it haha Edited April 2, 2014 by Meathead 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 Some boot from my college class posted this: Let me see how this turns out: It occurs to me that for each and every one of you on my friends list, I catch myself looking at your pictures, sharing jokes and news, as well as support during good and bad times. I am also happy to have you among my friends. We will see who will take the time to read this message until the end. If... you appreciate your friends and family... from all over the world. I'm going to be watching to see who takes care of the friendship, just like me. Thank you all for being a part of my life. DON'T SHARE!! Once you respond, I will inbox you this post for you to copy then paste on your wall so I can leave a word for you. So, if you read this, leave ONE WORD AS TO HOW WE MET. Only ONE word or should I say; ONE WORD ONLY! Followed by some people actually replying with "family", "friends", "school". Jesus fucking wept. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 Weegies He could work part time at a chipper. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 Some boot from my college class posted this: Followed by some people actually replying with "family", "friends", "school". Jesus fucking wept. Has anyone replied with any one-word innuendo? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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