mojito Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 I've never had any issues with neighbours during my ten years in the big bad world. Saying that, I might be the annoying neighbour, my wife has got the washing machine going full pelt just now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 Shoot the fuckers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFAANW Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 Shoot in the pie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 Shoot in the pie. Careful, that's how you were created 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFAANW Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 Careful, that's how you were created Take some protection for good measure. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 http://www.fifedirect.org.uk/news/index.cfm?fuseaction=news.display&objectid=AC4187E1-E109-F995-C14217F62651AE27 Try the numbers on this link for starters. The more info you know (or think they'll ask you so if you know if they own/rent and if rent who from etc) the better. At least this way there's a record of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 I offered to kill them for you. You cant be that bothered by them if you didnt even consider it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC Posted February 25, 2014 Author Share Posted February 25, 2014 (edited) Think my rant must have been heard, not a peep last night. First time in months. Thanks for the number and matty, not sure that killing them would be legal? I spoke to someone about this yesterday who had the same issues and they suggested making a cross in the calendar for every disturbed night. Seems like an easy thing to do rather than getting bogged down writing specifics, because it's pretty much the same every time. It's also quite visual to show someone. Guy also said that the council came and installed recording equipment and told the noisy neighbour that they had installed it?! Don't want to breach their human rights... FFS The only reason I'm still staying there is that I've spent quite a bit in the last year on the house and don't want to throw it away - part of me doesn't want to lose out because of these morons. I have spoken to them rationally a couple of times and tried to slip in major hints 'would you not be better on the level if you are getting a wheelchair?' 'must be hard going up and down those stairs all the time'. Penny hasn't dropped though, why should it when the can get a free stairlift etc. Edited February 25, 2014 by DAFC 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 I would just scream and bang the walls if I were you. If shouting has worked this week then keep doing it. I hate your neighbours worse than my own. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 I would just scream and bang the walls if I were you. If shouting has worked this week then keep doing it. I hate your neighbours worse than my own. The only problem with that advice is that if they go and complain then you're the bad guy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 The guy upstairs from us is an utter c**t. Always banging around making ridiculous noise and then denying it. i don't understand why someone can be walking up and down every night form 8pm till about midnight then again form around 6am till 8am. Does the noisy fucker never sit down? I would guess the person sits or lies down between the hours of Midnight - 6am and then again from 8am - 8pm. Happy to help. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 The only problem with that advice is that if they go and complain then you're the bad guy. After 4 years l simply wouldn't give a f**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 After 4 years l simply wouldn't give a f**k. The simple solution is to not let it go on for 4 years. If you want to get it sorted, do it right, ie using the authorities. Its easy to say and the only real noisy neighbour issue I had I ended up threatening to fill the guy in if it didn't stop (worked a treat actually) but I wouldn't recommend it. Very much do as I say and not as I do, although I'd had the police and the council involved earlier in the process. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 All im saying is i know people, i could make them disappear. We'll talk legal shit later. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightscamera Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 (edited) All im saying is i know people, i could make them disappear. We'll talk legal shit later. Ooooh, can I borrow you for my ex-drug dealing, shitty bass music loving (sort-of ex)neighbour? Not really bothered about the legal shit! Edited February 25, 2014 by lightscamera 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 My elderly neighbour downstairs snores so loudly that you can actually hear it in my bedroom on the top floor, despite the fact that it's an old-school tenement and I've never heard any other noise come from any other flat. Seems a bit harsh to murder her in cold blood, but it would be less awkward than me knocking on the door at 3 in the morning asking her to stop sleeping on her back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 The simple solution is to not let it go on for 4 years. If you want to get it sorted, do it right, ie using the authorities. Its easy to say and the only real noisy neighbour issue I had I ended up threatening to fill the guy in if it didn't stop (worked a treat actually) but I wouldn't recommend it. Very much do as I say and not as I do, although I'd had the police and the council involved earlier in the process. I say! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 Sneak in to her house and sow a walnut into the back of her nighty. Chortle. That'll be a bit of a logistical nightmare, not least cos I don't have a walnut, I can't sew, and I'm no good at housebreaking. Sounds like a bit of a Viz top tip. Like the one "I sleep with a large key under my tongue and I've never suffered from syphilis". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 and I'm no good at housebreaking.. Tried it did you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 We got new neighbours move in just before Christmas. A couple with 3 young kids, makes a change from the old woman who died in the house. Anyway, they also have 3 dogs which they never walk. The guy takes them out the back and smokes while they run over their little rectangle of grass, which is now covered in shite. The couple work, and last week when I was off ill, I noticed that the 3 dogs bark constantly when they're out, from about 9.30 to 2. Back at work now so it isn;t bothering me, but when I was ill and needed rest, it was driving me bananas. I just feel sorry for the dogs. Cooped up in a house full of toddlers. We have a huge field behind the houses where other neighbours take their dogs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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