Dindeleux Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 no, I set my location to Edinburgh for a laugh m8 On mob m8.Anyway if you live on Edinburgh there is about a 60% chance it'll be a junkie.If you see them wearing clothes or colours that would indicate they are a Hibs fan you can push that up to about 80%.Unlucky cunto. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dudu Dahan pal Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 1 minute ago, Dindeleux said: On mob m8. Anyway if you live on Edinburgh there is about a 60% chance it'll be a junkie. If you see them wearing clothes or colours that would indicate they are a Hibs fan you can push that up to about 80%. Unlucky cunto. I'm pretty sure I seen a union jack being taken in so probably a Kilmarnock fan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 38 minutes ago, Hibeesbounce75 said: I'm pretty sure I seen a union jack being taken in so probably a Kilmarnock fan. Touche. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 There's been about 24 different folk viewing a house two doors up from us, good luck to them. The landlord is a Complete arsehole who puts the rent up by £50 everytime someone moves in, he's got a Fucking cheek, the boiler is THIRTY years old, and there are constant issues with the heating. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 There's been about 24 different folk viewing a house two doors up from us, good luck to them. The landlord is a Complete arsehole who puts the rent up by £50 everytime someone moves in, he's got a Fucking cheek, the boiler is THIRTY years old, and there are constant issues with the heating. Don't get shirty about the thirty 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 Iv got a massive touring style guitar amp so it's more than doable but she has went quiet and been decent enough since the other night. It's her kid that was the arse earlier. I don't want to push any problems l, merely solve them. Small victorys are still victorys 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grumswall Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 I can't be arsed watching what is more than likely a shite video bud, I hope you enjoyed it. If you had a little chuckle to yourself while posting it, even better. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kennboy1978 Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 There's been about 24 different folk viewing a house two doors up from us, good luck to them. The landlord is a Complete arsehole who puts the rent up by £50 everytime someone moves in, he's got a Fucking cheek, the boiler is THIRTY years old, and there are constant issues with the heating. You could always try and flog your duvet for £49, win/win ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 I can't be arsed watching what is more than likely a shite video bud, I hope you enjoyed it. If you had a little chuckle to yourself while posting it, even better. Yo what's up now partner? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 5 hours ago, grumswall said: Little update to my problem. Just been called a dick by the five year old who stays next door. I am a dick but I'd hoped one so young wouldn't realise it. Said to his mum who flipped the other night and she was actually fairly decent about it. She told me in full ear shot of the kids to tell them to move on if they done anything and as soon as she went in he warned me not to five years old and handing out the threats. I can't help but think this is gonna end up with you somehow getting a sore face 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kennboy1978 Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 I can't help but think this is gonna end up with you somehow getting a sore face Sore baws, unless the 5 year old is extremely big for his age. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 5 hours ago, NorthernJambo said: Seriously man, he's 5 years old. Just fight him. This^^ If he wants to act the big man, kick his baws. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 10 hours ago, Kennboy1978 said: Sore baws, unless the 5 year old is extremely big for his age. I was thinking more along the lines of the many 'uncles' I'm sure these kids have 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 I was thinking more along the lines of the many 'uncles' I'm sure these kids have Just a thought, go the other way? Be overly nice to this wee fud. Buy him sweeties and that, start wearing a long overcoat as well. Ask if he wants to see a puppy. He'll soon report back to his maw and be telt to give you a wide berth. It's high risk high reward. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 Laxative chocolates. Accidentally drop some outside and when he gets the splats then jokes on him. Single bint of 2 asks its for wifes constipation in pregnancy and you had assumed you left it at shop 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 Do you have a hedge at all? If not then grow one, wait for the wee boy to be out the back and follow this guys lead. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 6 minutes ago, Dindeleux said: Do you have a hedge at all? If not then grow one, wait for the wee boy to be out the back and follow this guys lead. The guy's next video = 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 4 hours ago, NorthernJambo said: Just a thought, go the other way? Be overly nice to this wee fud. Buy him sweeties and that, start wearing a long overcoat as well. Ask if he wants to see a puppy. He'll soon report back to his maw and be telt to give you a wide berth. It's high risk high reward. A wee tad risky 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 A wee tad risky No doubt it has its risks but the boldest strategies do. And if it gets this wee fanny to stop his bullying then it's surely worth a shot. It's become quite apparent the wee man would win the fight... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 Was showing off doing wheelies on his bike in front of me earlier aswell. There's your solution. Take his bike off him and sell it. Buy sweeties with the money and eat them in front of him without sharing. If that doesn't learn the little b*****d then head down to the local primary and ask around to find who the hard men are. No doubt you could find a few of them willing to give laddo a hiding in exchange for whatever the hell it is 5 year olds like these days. Battle lines have been drawn my friend. You need to regain the upper hand here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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